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Originally Posted by TheJediCouncil
You don't know what you are taking about. Melting steel with jet fuel, wood, paper, cotton and other materials found in an office is impossible. It won't even reach half the required temperature to melt steel.
[quote=""Qual""]I've worked on a number of skyscrapers in Europe, doing ICE analyses. ICE: Imminent Catastrophic Event. Post 9/11, direct hits from an aircraft form a part of this analysis in some cases. Part of the team I worked in was a group of highly qualified structural engineers, who calculated the relative chances of different forms of structural damage, including total collapse. The answer was not "yeah, it's impossible. Guess the WTC was an inside job."

I'll take their evidence over your tinfoil hat.[/quote]

Best post I've seen all day.
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It's actually true. Major building in London.

I'm not in the structures area, but I read the report and know the people.

That guy is a fucking tool.
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Dude, Epic Pwnage.

Edit: I capitalised the first letter of each word to show you how epic your pwnage was. :D
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Originally Posted by TheJediCouncil
You don't know what you are taking about. Melting steel with jet fuel, wood, paper, cotton and other materials found in an office is impossible. It won't even reach half the required temperature to melt steel.
I like what he did there...he took his ignorance regarding several different topics, and combined them to reach his conclusion. We'll call it Ignorance Prime.

[quote=""Qual""]I've worked on a number of skyscrapers in Europe, doing ICE analyses. ICE: Imminent Catastrophic Event. Post 9/11, direct hits from an aircraft form a part of this analysis in some cases. Part of the team I worked in was a group of highly qualified structural engineers, who calculated the relative chances of different forms of structural damage, including total collapse. The answer was not "yeah, it's impossible. Guess the WTC was an inside job."
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Ooh...not so keen on this guy. He seems insensitive to others opinions...and comes of as a bit closed minded. Why are the educated, qualified people always the ones who are so blind to the truth?

Well, I'm not getting involved. But I do know one thing that can melt steel:

http://greatwesterndragon.com/serendipi ... dAayla.jpg

Try to erect a building that can withstand that, fish sticks. (Apologies for tasteless fingers once again. HOLY COW LADIES! WHAT IS THE FREAKING DEAL!?? YOU THINK THAT'S HOT? YOU WANT ME TO KNEED MY NUT SAC LIKE A PIECE OF DOUGH AND THEN CARESS YOUR FACE WITH MY HAND? NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. FREAKING EEEEEEEEEEWWWW.)
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An @Qual thread got Aayla porn!

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[quote=""Qual""]An @Qual thread got Aayla porn!

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Any thread you post in automatically has nude-Aayla...

*faps @ sig*
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Even when screwing Aayla doesn't take off her brown leather hat thingy.
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]Even when screwing Aayla doesn't take off her brown leather hat thingy.[/quote]

She's not a slut. Ugh. :x
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[quote=""Qual""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Even when screwing Aayla doesn't take off her brown leather hat thingy.[/quote]

She's not a slut. Ugh. :x[/quote]
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[quote=""salo_pano""]Image[/quote]

Where are her hands? :x
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I'm happy for this thread to dispel 9/11 conspiracy theories through the art of ME/SW blue porn.
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Actually, the terrorism theory is a conspiracy as well.

Everyone knows the pilot was just beating one off to a picture of a naked Rodian, and got distracted.
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]Actually, the terrorism theory is a conspiracy as well.

Everyone knows the pilot was just beating one off to a picture of a naked Rodian, and got distracted.[/quote]
Sounds like that pilot needed a little more...

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That felt forced. Did it come off as forced?
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]the pilot was just beating one off to a picture of a naked Rodian,[/quote]

Then he deserved to die.
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Jesus Harry Christ I love this forum.
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[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Kam'ron""]the pilot was just beating one off to a picture of a naked Rodian,[/quote]

Then he deserved to die.[/quote]

Indeed, there is some justice in the world.

Just a funny kind of justice in that he had to take 10K people with him...
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[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Actually, the terrorism theory is a conspiracy as well.

Everyone knows the pilot was just beating one off to a picture of a naked Rodian, and got distracted.[/quote]
Sounds like that pilot needed a little more...

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That felt forced. Did it come off as forced?[/quote]

Yes, but then again, what I love about you is the force you put behind everything you do.
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This thread got porn.

But mine didn't.

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[quote=""Sobchak""]Fuck you Zcthuasoth.[/quote]
Click if you want to see Faggotry of the 8th degree.
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[quote=""Zcthuausoth""]This thread got porn.

But mine didn't.

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All Qual threads end in porn. It's kind of a running joke, because his girlfriend is a Hungarian Porn Star, or was, until she retired to raise their three kids. She's still smoking hot though. But yeah, that's why we always post porn on Qual's threads.

That, and because he's the only one of us who's shagged a mermaid. Well, he thought it was a mermaid. Turned out he was drunk and it was a actually a 90lb tuna, but still, it's a great story.

So yeah, when you're half as epic as that...I'll consider giving you porn. For now, all you get it this:

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[quote=""Qual""]It's actually true. Major building in London.

I'm not in the structures area, but I read the report and know the people.

That guy is a fucking tool.[/quote]

I wasn't implying that you made it up, it was just a great exchange. "You don't know what you're talking about," < "I work on Skyscrapers," gives me a righteous chub.
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[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Zcthuausoth""]This thread got porn.

But mine didn't.

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All Qual threads end in porn. It's kind of a running joke, because his girlfriend is a Hungarian Porn Star, or was, until she retired to raise their three kids. She's still smoking hot though. But yeah, that's why we always post porn on Qual's threads.

That, and because he's the only one of us who's shagged a mermaid. Well, he thought it was a mermaid. Turned out he was drunk and it was a actually a 90lb tuna, but still, it's a great story.

So yeah, when you're half as epic as that...I'll consider giving you porn. For now, all you get it this:

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Pure epic multiplied by blue elephants.
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[quote=""Sobchak""]
I wasn't implying that you made it up, it was just a great exchange. "You don't know what you're talking about," < "I work on Skyscrapers," gives me a righteous chub.[/quote]

Yeah I know you weren't, just confirming.

Honestly - I wonder about people like that.
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Righteous chub... <3 Sobchak.

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[quote=""Kam'ron""]blah blah blah[/quote]

I am having naughty thoughts over the girl in your sig who is likely young enough to land me square in jail.
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