Star Whores 7

[pano]

Hayden has more money than we'll see in our life times and gets to bone Rachel Bilson whenever he fancies. He's doing okay.

Jake Lloyd's problem is bad facial hair.

[Pewps]

Is Revan alive during the first 3 movies? They should make a spinoff with him

[Pewps]

Him and Boba Fett

[badfo]

Is Revan alive during the first 3 movies? They should make a spinoff with him

I feel like this was targeted to make me upset.

[pano]

Is Revan alive during the first 3 movies? They should make a spinoff with him

I feel like this was targeted to make me upset.

does he even know about the next xpac?

[badfo]

Pewps knows nothing, Jon Snow.

[pano]

http://imgur.com/gallery/30WVt

aww yeh tarpaulins

[JensenBakura]

http://imgur.com/gallery/30WVt

aww yeh tarpaulins

I wonder if it's actually going to be black and orange, or if that is just an undercoat.

[pano]

yeh luke YEH

[JensenBakura]

So we have a title now: The Force Awakens.

And apparently it's "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", not "Star Wars - Episode VII: The Force Awakens".

Not sure why exactly - unless they are trying to distance themselves from the original hexalogy*, similar to what J.J. did with Star Trek.

Why are we getting J.J. Abrams to do this again?

Oh well. Temper expectations, hope for pleasant surprise.

*Yes, I had to look that up.

[badfo]

I'm guessing it will still have episode VII in the title screen but maybe not.

Star Wars movie name power rankings.

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. The Phantom Menace
4. A New Hope
5. The Force Awakens
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. Getting run over by a car.
8. Attack of the Clones.

[JensenBakura]

I'm guessing it will still have episode VII in the title screen but maybe not.

Star Wars movie name power rankings.

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. The Phantom Menace
4. A New Hope
5. The Force Awakens
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. Getting run over by a car.
8. Attack of the Clones.

The more you know about Star Wars, the less "The Force Awakens" makes sense.

IMO.

[badfo]

I guess making sense isn't too high on my list. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm really not.

[Sobchak]

Hammill looks like he just awoke, too, in a shopping cart under a bridge.

[Sobchak]

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. The Phantom Menace
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. Star Wars (on its own)
6. Being hit by a car
7. A New Hope
8. The Force Awakens
9. Attack of the Clones

Come at me

[pano]

even the force gets sleepy

[Darth Snuggles]

I don't mind Force Awakens. It sort of implies (what we ALL believed!) that the Force is some intangible, well… FORCE. But something more, in that it inherently has this Light/Dark side thing going on. In any case, something mystical and beyond the comprehension of Science and mere mortals!

Could have been The Midichlorians Awaken.

[Sobchak]

Star Wars 7: Nice to meet Yuuzhan Vong

[JensenBakura]

I don't mind Force Awakens. It sort of implies (what we ALL believed!) that the Force is some intangible, well… FORCE. But something more, in that it inherently has this Light/Dark side thing going on. In any case, something mystical and beyond the comprehension of Science and mere mortals!

Could have been The Midichlorians Awaken.

To me it sounds like "Gravity awakens". Gravity just "is".

I know the PT really pushed the "living" force idea, but I always felt that saying "may the force be with you" in the OT was more akin to saying "may you find inner peace" than "may god be with you".

[pano]

trailer tomorrow GUHZ

[badfo]

Star Wars 7: Nice to meet Yuuzhan Vong

This joke wasn't properly appreciated in its time.

[Pewps]

phpBB [video]

that lightsaber is silly

[Sigmarsson]

Black stormtroopers = racist + useless lightsaber features

[Darth Snuggles]

Lightsaber turning me off, but oh those X-Wings!

[Sigmarsson]

Lightsaber turning me off, but oh those X-Wings!

Do lightsabers make you horny only when they are functionally designed?