stories from vent

[badfo]

salo: I think I strainedmy glutes
eeebadfo: let me strech you out
eeebadfo: *putting hands places*
eeebadfo: *moving hands*
eeebadfo: that feel good?
Sobchak: *reading braille*
salo: I have the weirdest boner right now
Sobchak: I burped in your mom's mouth

[Sobchak]

eeebadfo: you know when you wake up
eeebadfo: and you have to pee
eeebadfo: but you really want to masturbate
salo: but grel is watching
eeebadfo: and it's harder when you need to pee
salo: wait,
salo: it's harder
eeebadfo: not your dick
salo: k
salo: the process
eeebadfo: yes
salo: yeah
Sobchak: you beat yer peeboner?
salo: I know that feeling
Sobchak: that's hardcore
eeebadfo: i didnt say i did
eeebadfo: I'm asking for a friend

[PeepsMcJuggs]

Should've beat the peeboner, ebado. Priorities and whatnot.

[fallenchicken]

I wouldn't beat the peeboner unless you want a burning sensation that lasts for 15 minutes and then you can finally get the pee out.

This is what I heard from a friend.

[PeepsMcJuggs]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]I wouldn't beat the peeboner unless you want a burning sensation that lasts for 15 minutes and then you can finally get the pee out.

This is what I heard from a friend.[/quote]

Your friend is full of lies (or needs to go see a doctor). Ppl forget that males were adapted by nature for one purpose: make babbies at every possible opportunity to ensure the survival of the species. I.E. your body is always ready for sexy time. And when it gets the sexy time signal, it turns off the pee time signal.

No joke. Good tip for road trips.
[spoiler:1aswopy4]Okay, that last part was a joke.[/spoiler:1aswopy4]

[pano]

'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: Sailo.
Sobchak: Soul Reaver is #8 on IGN's top 100 weapons list.
'Sobchak' has left the chat.

Solid.

/fistbump

[isgrelindisguise]

Sobchak: I need to make some upgrades in my life
Sobchak: starting with more than 1 microwaveable bowl
A Sneaky Ithorian: your appt is tiny
Sobchak: very tiny
A Sneaky Ithorian: thats another upgrade
Sobchak: it's gonna be super fucking hot in the summer time, too
Sobchak: I can tell already.
A Sneaky Ithorian: yeah
A Sneaky Ithorian: but hey, month to month
A Sneaky Ithorian: must be worth it, riiiight
Sobchak: can't complain.
Sobchak: Definitely don't want to be in eugene for another year though.
A Sneaky Ithorian: trannnsfeeeeerrr to
A Sneaky Ithorian: corvalis?
A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: Portland State?
Sobchak: nah
Sobchak: I don't think either of those have J-schools, lol
Sobchak: scouting the options
Sobchak: homelessness could be promising
A Sneaky Ithorian: with a journalism major thats going to be pretty promising either way
A Sneaky Ithorian: boom
Sobchak: I hope your geography major helps you navigate alleys
A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: touche
Sobchak: speedy's a vagina.
Sobchak: I hope he dies.

[Qual]

[quote=""isgrelindisguise""]
Sobchak: homelessness could be promising
A Sneaky Ithorian: with a journalism major thats going to be pretty promising either way
A Sneaky Ithorian: boom
Sobchak: I hope your geography major helps you navigate alleys
A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: touche
[/quote]

Top notch.

[isgrelindisguise]

Snuggles: my brotehr thinks i should open a jamaican seafood place called 'Calamari, Mon.'

[Sobchak]

'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
'A Sneaky Ithorian' has joined the chat.
A Sneaky Ithorian: chakolook
Sobchak: grellington
A Sneaky Ithorian: fancy seeing you here
Sobchak: of all the vent chatrooms
A Sneaky Ithorian: of all of them
Sobchak: must be fate
A Sneaky Ithorian: of all the schools in all the cities in all the countries in the world
A Sneaky Ithorian: we go to the same one
A Sneaky Ithorian: in a state with a tiny ass population
A Sneaky Ithorian: that is
A Sneaky Ithorian: occasionally mind blowing
A Sneaky Ithorian: I guess to be fair, the likelyhood of someone from Kyrgztans reading Selkath is prettly low
Sobchak: and that we both were COMPELLED to make fun of star wars fans.
Sobchak: or a subset of star wars fans.
A Sneaky Ithorian: you threatened to report me
Sobchak: internerds.
A Sneaky Ithorian: internerds
Sobchak: I reported you for greatness.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I am pretty great
Sobchak: I hope Silvano gave you a gift or something.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""isgrelindisguise""]Snuggles: my brotehr thinks i should open a jamaican seafood place called 'Calamari, Mon.'[/quote]
tee hee. It's honestly pretty compelling

[pano]

*** You have been reconnected to the server ***
'salo' has joined the chat.
'A Sneaky Ithorian' has joined the chat.






Neither of us has said anything yet. I'm pretty sure whoever speaks first loses.

EDIT:
'pewps' has joined the chat.
pewps: ur fagets
'pewps' has left the chat.

[isgrelindisguise]

A Sneaky Ithorian: http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/10/21/hy ... ngnephalim
A Sneaky Ithorian: This is the most rediculous thing I've seen in weeks.
salo: wat de fook
salo: Song of Time gives me half a chub
salo: GORONS O FUUUUL
salo: FUUUUCK
salo: lol Veran
salo: watup bbe
salo: saria uggo
salo: never been a fan
salo: sheikah hnnnnng
salo: GANON
salo: FURQ
salo: AH MA GAD THE GORONS ROLL
salo: Midna what are you doing with that enormous sword?
salo: You are drunk.

[Sobchak]

Sobchak: straya has some honies
salo: tote
salo: bro
salo: come be my wingman
salo: BULLSHIT, YOU CAN BE MINE ~ Maverick
Sobchak: I'm turrible wingman.
Sobchak: HI CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK
salo: how was Newsroom?
Sobchak: *knock over everything*
salo: lol
salo: haha
Sobchak: *fart*
salo: my mind's eye captured that vividly

Get on vent, you arseholes.

[Darth Snuggles]

Da fuk? when did I log into vent???

[Sobchak]

We need a weekly vent playdate.

[pano]

[quote=""Sobchak""]We need a weekly vent playdate.[/quote]
Agrelled.

I'm on now though.

Flying solo.

[isgrelindisguise]

'badfo' has joined the chat.
badfo: guess what

What?

[Sobchak]

we should have a vent or steam chat party for walking dead eps or somefin.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""Sobchak""]we should have a vent or steam chat party for walking dead eps or somefin.[/quote]

Game of Thrones is coming up soon, too.

[pano]

Sobchak: almost saw her cervix

[Pewps]

Wimble 3:17 PM
well i played some overwatch and lemme tell ya im very bad

pewps 4:23 PM
overpoop
time to play WoW at MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE SETTINGS
and literally nothing will look different

Wimble 6:28 PM
the sinshafts and water effects can look nice
and particle stuff

pewps 6:56 PM
sinshaft eh
is that wat u call ur weiner

Firepig 7:20 PM
sinshaft the small

[pano]

why hasnt goodboymao accepted his invite into our blizzard grp?