wurrl kerp

[Pewps]

Does the US have a chance of beating Germany?

[fallenchicken]

We've done it before, twice, all by ourselves, and we'll do it again.

[fallenchicken]

GERMANY YOU'RE GOING DOWN BIOTCH. FUCK YOU MERKEL.

I haven't been this excited for a soccer game since, like, my niece's.

[pano]

I'm going to be watching by myself in an Irish pub in Brooklyn, if anyone wants to swing by.

I'll be the guy not wearing a flag made into clothes, and not saying dumb shit that people who don't know anything say. Also I'm mainly rooting for Jürgen Klinsmann. I remember back on Snes Fifa when he was playable. That loyalty just doesn't die.

[badfo]

salo is such a hipster, playing Super Nintendo in Brooklyn.

Pret-ty ugly game but who cares.

[fallenchicken]

Yeah that was hard to watch. Live by the Ronaldo, die by the Ronaldo.

[Sobchak]

salo is such a hipster, playing Super Nintendo in Brooklyn.

Pret-ty ugly game but who cares.

An SNES Bar in Brooklyn would rake cash.

Good defense by USA I thought. That's pretty much it. Damn Zusi was pissing me off and I barely know how to spell futbol.

[badfo]

Zusi is bad defensively and really careless in possession. I don't think he's really international quality but whatever. Davis was worse.

Michael Bradley has been terrible. Our two best players this tournament have great / questionable hair.

[pano]

Is Bradley that Lex Luthor lookin guy? He was ruining half your offensive movements in the Portugasm game. USA seem better than I thought, this being the first time I've actually watched them. Might cause some headaches!

I'm staying in Williamsburg btw. Pretty sure it's hipster ground zero.

[badfo]

Yeah, that's him. He's our best player, too. Looked like shit in every game.

Meanwhile our homie is somehow awesome in the world cup. Who knew? Reppin' Utah, Chicken!

[pano]

I look fitter than that guy...

[Sobchak]

I'm staying in Williamsburg btw. Pretty sure it's hipster ground zero.

Like an ironic supernova light years away, Portland was hipster ground zero before it was cool.

[Sobchak]

YES I, RAS TRENT! BA-DA-DING-DING-WHOAAAAA

Damn that's a five year old reference. Entering peeps territory...

[fallenchicken]

Real Salt Lake is the Lakers of American soccer. WE WIN RINGS.

(Do they give out rings in soccer?)

[pano]

fucking brazil u bastards

[badfo]

Brazil just won't let Chile have shit.

[pano]

Tough not to go for Mexico at the moment. Crazy dude

[badfo]

Right now? Mexico ain't playing.

[pano]

No, in general. Overall. Strewwwwth

I'm watching Columbia and Uruguay sans Bitey at JFK (bye murica).

[Sobchak]

Still room on the James Rodriguez bandwagon.

[badfo]

I'm on it retroactively.

[fallenchicken]

Germany/Algeria might be the best soccer game I've ever seen.

[pano]

I'm going for Deutschland. But also Herr Klinsmann.

[badfo]

I'm glad we gave Jurgen a contract through 2018 so he could accomplish the same feat as the previous guy despite have access to better players and a much bigger budget.

Don't understand benching Beckerman. Team got shredded in midfield. Good job. Donovan would have been useful but Jurgen was butthurt and left him home.

Hats off to Tim Howard, Jermaine Jones, Damarcus Beasley, Fabian Johnson, Kyle Beckerman and Alejandro Bedoya. Omar Gonzalez, too, the last two games.

Lukaku had Besler on a leash. Just got handled. Cameron one of our more talented players but had a stinker. Bradley, too. Dempsey had two goals but was so wasteful in possession in every single game. Ditto Zusi except no goals. How was Bradley so terrible? At least nobody else was as bad as Brad Davis was against Germany.

Go Costa Rica!

[fallenchicken]

Fuck soccer