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Fkn Bran. Jamie shoulda pushed him harder out that window. Or thrown a brick down to finish the job.

I feel like 99% of Faceless Men recruits die of head related trauma.

Kingsmoot was dreadful, really not a fan of this portrayal of Euron.

Also wow, way to ruin the mystery of the White Walkers.

The faceless men is complete shit in the show. There have been more training montages than chapters of her training at this point. She kills people in the books. How many more "I'm ready" "you're not ready" scenes can they do?

I like this Euron and the Kingsmoot.

Sansa being pigheaded. Use the Vale knights dummy.

I wonder why they couldn't just give Arya a few episodes off and not worry about having to show her training montage every episode. They had no issue giving Bran a whole season off or ignoring other characters for a decent period.

They try really hard to make huge Dinero scenes like seven times a season but manage it maybe once a season.

Uncle Zombie coo. Tulley stuff / No Banner Bros / Blackfish could be coo.

All those Arya training montages sure paid off.

Joffrey > Tommen

I also love how this show pretends Daenerys is awesome when her entire plan is to take the worst savages and rapists the world has to offer and send them to Westeros to ruin everything. Not to mention dragons. Fuck you, Dinero.

Boring episode. The whole dinero speech was a waste of time, she's getting her guys all hyped up when they dont even have the ships to sail to westeros so they're just going to sit around waiting for the next year with giant hard on's to kill people ie massive blue balls.

Jamie going to fight blackfish + brienne going to meet with blackfish = jamie and brienne reunion that is not going to end well

Obviously the Iron Islands fleet will be finished next week and she'll take over all the ships after another display of female empowerment during which she burns Euron. Take that, Patriarchy! Can't bring this womyn down!

She's so annoying

I really can't overstate how much I hate the direction they're taking Jaime Lannister. Book Jaime is so much better.

I like how it takes like a year of episodes for Sam to get to the reach and one episode for little finger to get from the vale to moles town. This show has no sense of geographic scale at all.

Sam doesn't ride around in a bomb ass carriage like Finga. Honestly not even sure why Gilly bothers with that chump. He makes her walk all the time.

Sooo, is Drogon gonna hang around now or just conveniently disappear now that she's super rallied the troops (to sit around outside Mereen for months most likely).

Cause if she has finally 'tamed' him then uhh, she doesn't really need boats or an army. Pretty sure the first Targaryens that conquered Westeros did it with just 3 dragons.

QUALITY EPISODE

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

The Cleganebowl is in full swing, fellas.

Thought arya would have been abit more prepared than that.... but who knows how different George's version will be.

Also I missed out on alot of things because the captain kept asking fucking questions, but im assuming sansa was sending a letter to little finger?

Sandor stuff ended dumb. World is less believable when that just casually happens.

Big fan of Lyanna Mormont.

House Mormont just breeds badasses apparently.
So glad that Sandor is back, and that it took a single episode for him to do his self reflecting and then get ready to fuck some assholes up.

Arya pretty dumb, very disappoint. I'm glad that Margy is just playing though, my faith was not misplaced.

The lesbo Yara thing was so dumb, but I guess we needed to make up for a few boobless episodes.

Lil Mormont for Iron Throne 2016.

"MOVE OVER, RILEY CURRY!" *gets shot dead*

Good set up for the rest of the season I think. The big names have been moving into place predictably, like the inevitable Jon and Ramsay showdown. Arya's is interesting if only because I don't know how they're gonna spin this so it wasn't just a huge waste of time. So good news getting more unpredictability in The Hound, alongside the Blackfish, Brienne and even the King's Landing plots.

Davos is always G, even though he almost got his ass kicked by some wildlings.

Tommen and the Sparrow make me want Cersei to win.

Why won't Jamie just admit he'd rather be with Brienne already, fuckin hate his development

Im extremely nervous for this battle

That was not a good episode.

Nice to see Thoros and Beric again tho.