Important work stuffs

I need to say things.

Jim Webb looks like an NFL owner. Lincoln Chafee looks like the mean doctor from Everwood.

okay seriously though this has gone far enough

I've been playing a game with myself where I try and decide whether I'd prefer President Trump or President Cruz. I think I'd rather have President Trump.

^ can we just have no president

Is there a German word for being simultaneously scared and entertained? This is what Republicans deserve for their Tea Party shitbaggery starting in 2008/2010ish. But the crazies they catered to come out to vote.

Don't Germans just stick two words together to make new ones? Erschrockenfreude?

Christie is a terrible person but I very much enjoyed him bitchslapping Rubio last night.

I had to look it up, Rubio is not a talented debater. Holy shiiiit. 3rd time through the crowd just starts booing.



Now I'm watching Jeb try to talk about eminent domain with Trump. This thing is just a spectator sport.

It's going to be fun to see what lengths the Republicans go to try to block Scalia's replacement.

Also lol Cruz and the crowd booing at facts.

I never thought I'd see a crowd more obnoxious than Bill Maher's

BOO

Jeb!

I almost feel bad for Jeb

You can come live in my paddock if Trump gets elected, if you want. Just don't arrive by boat.

I would legit take Trump over any of the other Republican nominees. He is WAY more center than anyone else.

Also it's gonna be a shitshow and I'm kind of looking forward to it

Christie angling for the VP nod. I have no idea what a paddock is.

isgrelindisguise wrote:Christie angling for the VP nod. I have no idea what a paddock is.

Big grassy field for farm animals, you stinky goat

this isn't actually happening though right

fallenchicken wrote:this isn't actually happening though right

Romney was called "too liberal" for calling out Trump about the KKK thing. Mittens.

I voted. Poor Bernie. When you have to rely on maybe winning Oklahoma your campaign is really in the shitter.

I don't know if I should feel more or less ashamed that Cruz won the GOP in Oklahoma. I thought Bernie had a good chance to win here but not as big as he did. In keeping with Oklahoma tradition though it ultimately won't matter.

On one hand i'm like, we got to stop this snake oil salesman. But then they're like, well if we stop them it'll be for Ted Cruz. And i'm like, let's just go with the conman. My worst nightmare is having a sincere evangelical as president. Cruz is a nut. I hate everything about him. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.

Also Christie standing solemnly behind Trump, thinking about his sunken political career as this mad man raves on, is hilarious.

I work with a guy who is a huge Cruz supporter. Every day he comes in butthurt about Trump and it's so delicious. He says he's a libertarian and I asked him if he supported Rand Paul, and he said he prefers Cruz because he's not a "social libertarian" because the government should protect us against weed and abortions, and then proceeded to talk about how Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts

This election is glorious in the worst way