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Blatantly taken from Reddit, which was blatantly taken from Neopoop.

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I'm in the uncomfortable position of being most curious about what EA and Nintendo have to offer. Mirror's Edge, Dragon Age and Battlefront will be there. Possibly Mass Effect. Meanwhile Nintendo will likely have the new Zelda and other stuff, adding to the list of games I'll buy when I eventually get a Wii U.

Meanwhile Microsoft and Sony will show a bunch of games I can just get on my PC and Ubisoft will show their newest clone. Maybe Ubi has The Division and it's not completely faked? Maybe Beyond Good & Evil? Maybe Square Enix shows interesting FF or Tomb Raider or Deus Ex stuff? Maybe cool small games like No Man's Sky show up somewhere?

Realistically, it will be 90 percent shooters and Madden but I can dream.
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I hope they show some footage of The Last Guardian
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Pewps wrote:I hope they show some footage of The Last Guardian
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Pretty pumped for Smash Bruz, but they will probably just troll Ridley again and make Ganondorf a clone. Again. :[

At least I have Megaman this time around.
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I want games shown for the PS4. Haven't turned mine on since December. When is the fucking Witness going to come out? More indie stuff would be cool. I'll cross my fingers for being able to stream PS1/PS2/PS3 games type service but it's probably still too soon for that.

I'd enjoy seeing more info on Cyberpunk 2077 and The Witcher 3.

I think Nintendo is dumb and should bring their games to the PS4.
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Nintendo will do their broadcast from an island made out of all the unsold Wii U's. Just want some Witcher 3, mostly. Would be cool to see some Dragon Age.

Predictions:

We won't see any last guardians.

We'll see an overlong FF trailer.

We'll see another overlong FF trailer to another FF game. Then we'll see a 90 minute long Metal Gear Solid trailer that is incoherent.

They'll remind us about Kingdom Hearts

There will be a dumb need for speed trailer

Microsoft will talk about the future of "the living room" for 40 straight minutes. Microsoft will show us a trailer for a new Halo game, a new Gears of War game, and then a trailer for whatever the next call of duty game is. They will try to spin the pricedrop.

There will be an awkward guest appearance by a sort-of celebrity.

Ubisoft will always be the most awkward press conference.

There will be a teaser trailer for Fallout 4. People will either freak out or start preemptive Bethesda bitching.

Panties will be thrown at the stage when Geralt is shown
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Pewps wrote:I want games shown for the PS4. Haven't turned mine on since December. When is the fucking Witness going to come out? More indie stuff would be cool. I'll cross my fingers for being able to stream PS1/PS2/PS3 games type service but it's probably still too soon for that.

I'd enjoy seeing more info on Cyberpunk 2077 and The Witcher 3.

I think Nintendo is dumb and should bring their games to the PS4.
It's sad that Wii U has the best games you can't get anywhere else. Nintendo basically half asses a console and still puts out better software. Anything worthwhile on the others can be had on PC.

I don't see any reason to buy a PS4 or Xbox (though if I had to it would obviously be the PS4). Uncharted? That crappy looking Order game? Halo? Destiny looks poo. Unimaginative cunts.
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FUCK FABLE EACH ONE GETS WORSE AND WORSE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

*plays the halo theme song with my armpit* Halo 2 multiplayer cool though good memories.

Was that game with the kid was that a Limo sequel? DOPE
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Yurr. That's good.

Also Tomb Raider! Last game was good but they could make it great by stepping up the puzzles a bit. Seeing games like Tomb Raider and Deus Ex be competent makes me feel so warm inside. Shame about Thief though.

Still no reason to buy an Xbox.
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Tomb Raider had probably the best set design of any videogame I've ever played. That island was amazing to explore.

But yeah, having been a fan of earlier TRs, the puzzles were weak. Could do with fewer QTEs too.
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MORE QTES YOU SAY??! ~ Game Developer
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Faith is like super hot now.
Everything else fucking sucked.
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isgrelindisguise wrote: But yeah, having been a fan of earlier TRs, the puzzles were weak. Could do with fewer QTEs too.
I forgot about the QTEs. They all resulted in gruesome deaths, too.

Battlefront! Mass Effect! Mirror's Edge! Also EA's dude is an attractive individual. None of those games look close but whatever.

Can play Battlefield beta. Wish they would let the rest of their floor demos be downloaded too. Cool about streaming Battlefield though, just wish it was a game I cared about.
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Oh god Ubi never change
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UBI!!!! The Legend Continues

HE SHOT THE HOSTAGE
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Link me some shit, I'm on a phone here!
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I'm posting this just to make you think somebody posted some shit.
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pewps link me the beta site i didnt type it in fast enough when it was on screen
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It's telling we don't even use Vent for this.
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I just talk to myself on vent. The Order looks like it's going to stink.
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what beta site
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Pewps wrote:what beta site
http://playstation.greatnessawaits.com/destiny.html enter your psn and get in the Destiny beta this thursday.
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I'm in Vent chat right now.
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fallenchicken wrote:
Pewps wrote:what beta site
http://playstation.greatnessawaits.com/destiny.html enter your psn and get in the Destiny beta this thursday.
Fucking wow I'm at a shitty wedding except for the 15th
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