@ebado

[Qual]

I just checked the OT.

Thank you so much for this safe haven.



Your loving Qual.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]I just checked the OT.

Thank you so much for this safe haven.



Your loving Qual.[/quote]
Is that a smiling stingray?Those little bastards are expressive!

In other news:

[Qual]

You're safe as they're happy folk.



Mad skillz though.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]You're safe as they're happy folk.[/quote]

[Qual]

Obviously some don't take kindly to dickheads.

They're generally happy folk.

[Mazz]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]You're safe as they're happy folk.[/quote]

[/quote]

God damnit. When I saw the direction this thread was going in I thought I'd get to be the first to link an Irwin picture.

You suck, dude.

[pano]

[quote=""Mazz""]God damnit. When I saw the direction this thread was going in I thought I'd get to be the first to link an Irwin picture.

You suck, dude.[/quote]
no u.

I'm not the one with a seriously hypnotic signature. In fact I have no signature at all...

Any suggestions for my signature, peoples?

[Qual]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]I just checked the OT.

Thank you so much for this safe haven.



Your loving Qual.[/quote]

Would you rather have one night with the woman of your choice or the exclusive to you ability to play SWTOR as a Selkath?

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Would you rather have one night with the woman of your choice or the exclusive to you ability to play SWTOR as a Selkath?[/quote]

Fictional or real?

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Would you rather have one night with the woman of your choice or the exclusive to you ability to play SWTOR as a Selkath?[/quote]

Fictional or real?[/quote]

Let's stick with real, as then both of my opinions remain statistically possible.

P.S. I have bets on three different answers I think you might give...

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]P.S. I have bets on three different answers I think you might give...[/quote]
odds plz?

[Qual]

I think I might want to share the love with other players though.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]I think I might want to share the love with other players though. [/quote]

Fine, your call. Selkath as confirmed playable race, or 1 night, 1 woman of your choice and no PC selkath EVER.?

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]P.S. I have bets on three different answers I think you might give...[/quote]
odds plz?[/quote]

2-1: Serious Answer

4:1 Smart-Ass Answer

100:1 Sickeningly Romantic Answer

Obviously I can't tell you what each answer is, or he can throw the game.

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Fine, your call. Selkath as confirmed playable race, or 1 night, 1 woman of your choice?
[/quote]

Real Woman then.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]Fine, your call. Selkath as confirmed playable race, or 1 night, 1 woman of your choice?
[/quote]

Real Woman then.[/quote]

Ok...anyone who took the 2:1 bet wins.

Serious Answer: The woman of my choice for one night, no PC Selkath ever.

Smart-Ass Answer: I want one night with the selkath of my choice.

Sickeningly Romantic Answer: My girlfriend is my ultimate fantasy and I have her anytime I want, so Selkath as Player Race please.

EDIT: *Suddenly Notices Qual's new sig and spills coffee all over workstation* - True Story.

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sickeningly Romantic Answer: My girlfriend is my ultimate fantasy and I have her anytime I want, so Selkath as Player Race please.[/quote]

ROFL. My girlfriend is nice, but she's nowhere near any of my ultimate fantasies.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sickeningly Romantic Answer: My girlfriend is my ultimate fantasy and I have her anytime I want, so Selkath as Player Race please.[/quote]

ROFL. My girlfriend is nice, but she's nowhere near any of my ultimate fantasies.[/quote]

Nice new sig you filthy, perverted alien-lover.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sickeningly Romantic Answer: My girlfriend is my ultimate fantasy and I have her anytime I want, so Selkath as Player Race please.[/quote]

ROFL. My girlfriend is nice, but she's nowhere near any of my ultimate fantasies.[/quote]

Honestly - you're probably not close to any of hers either. That's how real life relationships work, I've discovered.

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""]Nice new sig you filthy, perverted alien-lover.[/quote]

You know you want eet.

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Honestly - you're probably not close to any of hers either. That's how real life relationships work, I've discovered. [/quote]

Also true and very valid.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""salo_pano""]Nice new sig you filthy, perverted alien-lover.[/quote]

You know you want eet.[/quote]
Mine's better!

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""salo_pano""]Nice new sig you filthy, perverted alien-lover.[/quote]

You know you want eet.

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Honestly - you're probably not close to any of hers either. That's how real life relationships work, I've discovered. [/quote]

Also true and very valid.[/quote]

Although that said, girls have this huge in-built disadvantage, where not-so attractive guys (like me) who go out of there way to do nice, well thought-out things for them find that attractive. Whereas guys are pretty much satisfied with sex as a suitable gift. If I wanted anything else I'd just go to a shop and buy it.

It has been incomprehensible to all my partners, that as nice as them making a card/mixtape and baking me a batch of cookies was, I would rather have had sex for 10 minutes without all the "where's mine?" whinning and then listened to sports on the radio while they jumped on their aerobics trampoline topless for an hour.

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]
It has been incomprehensible to all my partners, that as nice as them making a card/mixtape and baking me a batch of cookies was, I would rather have had sex for 10 minutes without all the "where's mine?" whinning and then listened to sports on the radio while they jumped on their aerobics trampoline topless for an hour.[/quote]

That's tragically true.

@Salo: nice.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Although that said, girls have this huge in-built disadvantage, where not-so attractive guys (like me) who go out of there way to do nice, well thought-out things for them find that attractive. Whereas guys are pretty much satisfied with sex as a suitable gift. If I wanted anything else I'd just go to a shop and buy it.

It has been incomprehensible to all my partners, that as nice as them making a card/mixtape and baking me a batch of cookies was, I would rather have had sex for 10 minutes without all the "where's mine?" whinning and then listened to sports on the radio while they jumped on their aerobics trampoline topless for an hour.[/quote]
Attractive guys like me are the complete opposite.

Girls always want moar sex, and I'm all like, "Yea but I made these cookies... "

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
Attractive guys like me are the complete opposite.

Girls always want moar sex, and I'm all like, "Yea but I made these cookies... "[/quote]

That made me chuckle...

This thread has basically become the old bitter SPFC vet's slow-chat.

Wanna see my place of work as of right now?