[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]
It was the most romantic night of chicken's life. After months of flirting and courtship by the wolf, chicken had finally lowered his defenses and allowed the wolf to enter his home. What followed was unbridled passion, the hottest sex chicken had ever experienced. The sensations were heightened due the the illicit and dangerous nature of their tryst. For predator and prey should never love one another.
As chicken lay exhausted after a right good rogering, the wolf wiped himself off on chicken's feathers. Chicken's pulse quickened once again, passion stirring in his loins as the wolf leered and said "Now I'm gonna eat'cha."
To chicken's sudden horror, the wolf was being literal and chicken screamed as his ferocious lover fell upon him. Chicken's flesh was rendered, just as his heart was shredded by the betrayal.[/quote]
I laughed out loud.
He wants to eat me (Woah),
He wants to eat me (Woah),
he'll never digest me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a wolf,
Never trust a wolf,
Won't trust a wolf,
Won't trust me.