So how much nerd do you hid to get to a woman?

GoEhsan · Post by **GoEhsan** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:34 am

So there is this girl I Just met we've been flirting with eachother for a couple of days now, so i'm going to ask her out soon. (she is the type I want to girlfriend up not just bank bytheway for snuggles) Me and her and some other people were sitting in a group just hanging out talking, when one of them brought up how much his dad loves harry potter, she was like wtf who watches that shit, and i ended up making fun of harry potter and making her laugh her ass of.

Now i've never read the books nor watched the movies fully (I sometimes sit and watch with my sister but lose interest) now, is it hypocritcal to ridducle Harry Potter, when I love the Lord of the Rings and StarWars and used to play Magic the gathering?

Darth Snuggles · Post by **Darth Snuggles** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:54 am

[quote=""DarthEhsan""] (she is the type I want to girlfriend up not just bank bytheway for snuggles) [/quote]
Huh? What you want to stick your dick in is your business, I don't care. Do it as often as you can, while you still can, I say (just always use a condom for god's sake, why do people still not do this?!?!).

[quote=""DarthEhsan""]
now, is it hypocritcal to ridducle Harry Potter, when I love the Lord of the Rings and StarWars and used to play Magic the gathering?[/quote]

You played Magic the Gathering? Ha ha ha! SCORN!!!!
Nah, I'm kidding

. It's probably slightly hypocritical, but does it matter? People like different stuff. That'd be like saying that you shouldn't rag on Twilight. Besides, nerds are cool. But only if they get nerd-ons for quality material (eg William Shatner).

Sobchak · Post by **Sobchak** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:57 am

I act nerdier around girls so that I'm less appealing. If I don't, oh boy. When I flex my shirt explodes. Also my name is Bruce Banner.

badfo · Post by **badfo** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:11 am

I have to wear pants two sizes too big so that my giant cock can blend in while I'm doing everyday things. If not, it would be a fucking shitstorm of talent throwing their flowers at me (right now, it's just a manageable shitstorm).

My giant cock outweighs any personality defects (even though I have none).

That's what you get when you have the sixth largest penis in the world.

pano · Post by **pano** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:06 pm

I may have been drinking for 6 hours, but Sobchak and ebado are still a deadly combination!

WTB Yoclema...

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:18 pm

My awesome green eyes make any chick adore random nerd stuff she usually wouldn't even consider doing. eg Chess.

Also holding her at gun point usually gets you what you want.

True Story

pano · Post by **pano** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:27 pm

So... You guys wanna see my abs or what?

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:28 pm

[quote=""salo_pano""]So... You guys wanna see my abs or what?[/quote]
Not really, would appreciate a pic of your testicles though.

pano · Post by **pano** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:33 pm

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""salo_pano""]So... You guys wanna see my abs or what?[/quote]
Not really, would appreciate a pic of your testicles though.[/quote]
You sure? I've got a picture ready and everything. I'm wearing nothing but a pink towel!

So tired/drunk right now... Zzzzzz

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:56 pm

[quote=""salo_pano""]
You sure? I've got a picture ready and everything. I'm wearing nothing but a pink towel!

So tired/drunk right now... Zzzzzz[/quote]

I heard sleeping can solve both those problems you mentioned. It might be an urban legend though.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:50 pm

First of all...

Holy Cow Darth...do you ever meet a girl you DON'T need our advice with? I mean come on...we're good, but surly you can handle at least one of these (admittedly highly entertaining in a mildly racist/sexist/elitist kind of way) situations on your own?

And secondly...lol, because I had to deal with this like 5 days ago when my gf was helping me pack and found my Warhammer army.

She was like: "...you're 26...and you play with toy soldiers?"

Hoping humour would help, I responded thusly: "...nah, I only use them to entice the tweenage boys that I cheat on you with."

She didn't see the funny side.

GoEhsan · Post by **GoEhsan** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:53 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""]First of all...

Holy Cow Darth...do you ever meet a girl you DON'T need our advice with? I mean come on...we're good, but surly you can handle at least one of these (admittedly highly entertaining in a mildly racist/sexist/elitist kind of way) situations on your own?

[/quote]

Lol when have I ever asked for advice? I Just do this alot with lots of different people, I just like seeing how other people think, and I enjoy doing it the most on the internet because of the culture difference. You know I didn't see my first white person face to face intill I was 14 and I lived in the USA my whole life. O_o

fallenchicken · Post by **fallenchicken** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:57 am

I had this problem recently.

My boyfriend was sucking my cock when my wife came in and asked if I wanted to have a lightsaber battle. Usually I would jump at this, as I love to roleplay as a lightsaber wielding wookiee. But looking down at the boy sucking my lengthy cock, i met his eyes. He gave me a look like W.T.F? I turned to my wife and called her a nerdy cunt and told her go make me and my boyfriend a sandwich. My boyfriend laughed/spit cum.

However after I paid my boyfriend and he left, my wife was very upset with me. She called me out, saying I was embarrassed by what I was, and the stuff I was into.

She was right. I shouldn't hide what I like just because some kid I met at the mall doesn't like it.

My advise: If your wife asks to play lightsabers, say yes.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:37 am

[quote=""DarthEhsan""][quote=""JensenBakura""]First of all...

Holy Cow Darth...do you ever meet a girl you DON'T need our advice with? I mean come on...we're good, but surly you can handle at least one of these (admittedly highly entertaining in a mildly racist/sexist/elitist kind of way) situations on your own?

[/quote]

Lol when have I ever asked for advice? I Just do this alot with lots of different people, I just like seeing how other people think, and I enjoy doing it the most on the internet because of the culture difference. You know I didn't see my first white person face to face intill I was 14 and I lived in the USA my whole life. O_o[/quote]

^^ Was for humourous effect, wasn't serious, FYI. I do enjoy the plethora of Darth vs. Women threads, what should be evident from the fact I post in most of them.

Sobchak · Post by **Sobchak** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:18 am

I girl asked me once why my wiener was so big but I was too busy playing on the tire-swing to answer.

The BBP · Post by **The BBP** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:06 pm

It is simple... if the woman is temporary, hide as much as needed. If you want the woman to be more long term, hide none.

Qual · Post by **Qual** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:49 am

Hide Magic the Gathering.

Leave the rest.

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:30 pm

I don't have to hide being a nerd because I'm such a big strong dude and the Orgazmo theme song can be heard playing wherever I go.

[youtube:12eua8vm]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw[/youtube:12eua8vm]

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