@Salo_Pano

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:59 pm

Just realised I've done like 3 @Qual threads but no @Salo ones...and that's just not fair. Lacking any info on what you like at all, I just had to run with the first idea that came to mind...so here's James van der beek and the Kool-Aid Guy assassinating Rosie O'Donnell:

[img75:7ztzx9ad]http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp33 ... sassin.jpg[/img75:7ztzx9ad]

fallenchicken · Post by **fallenchicken** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:10 pm

Assassins Creed sucks.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:20 pm

[quote=""fallenchicken""]Assassins Creed sucks.[/quote]

Agreed actually. Was fun for about 6 hours, then it got boring.

fallenchicken · Post by **fallenchicken** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:22 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Assassins Creed sucks.[/quote]

Agreed actually. Was fun for about 6 hours, then it got boring.[/quote]

you had fun pressing x for 6 hours?

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:27 pm

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Assassins Creed sucks.[/quote]

Agreed actually. Was fun for about 6 hours, then it got boring.[/quote]

you had fun pressing x for 6 hours?[/quote]

You can't even hold an erection for 6 seconds...how the hell were you ever gonna manage to learn the games combat moves? I got bored because the game was repetitive. After you'd killed three guys, it just lost all it's uniqueness.

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:30 pm

Story line of the game was pretty good, combat got very repetitive but the scenery was beautiful. Wasn't a game I could play for more then an hour straight, but one hour a day did it for me.

fallenchicken · Post by **fallenchicken** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:33 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Assassins Creed sucks.[/quote]

1.You can't even hold an erection for 6 seconds...2.how the hell were you ever gonna manage to learn the games combat moves? I got bored because the game was repetitive. After you'd killed three guys, it just lost all it's uniqueness.[/quote]

1.I dont get any complaints.

2. There is only one combat move, x button.

They say they have fixed this in the new one so hopefully mandocreed 2: Return to mandolang will be better.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:58 pm

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Assassins Creed sucks.[/quote]

1.You can't even hold an erection for 6 seconds...2.how the hell were you ever gonna manage to learn the games combat moves? I got bored because the game was repetitive. After you'd killed three guys, it just lost all it's uniqueness.[/quote]

1.I dont get any complaints.

2. There is only one combat move, x button.

They say they have fixed this in the new one so hopefully mandocreed 2: Return to mandolang will be better.[/quote]

1) They don't want to hurt your feelings...at least I know my mom doesn't.

2) The beauty of the game was stealth kills...sword fighting was your punishment for being mediocre. But even so, I agree, the game got very repetative.

pano · Post by **pano** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:14 am

It was a glitchy, repetitive game, but it has a few things in it's favour:

Altair
Retractable wrist-blade
Assassins in general
Looked nice

BTW - thanks Jensen, I was cutting myself at night I felt so left out...

Mazz · Post by **Mazz** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:29 pm

Salo, check your wall on TOR.

I added something to sexy it up with some fap material.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:36 pm

[quote=""Mazz""]Salo, check your wall on TOR.

I added something to sexy it up with some fap material.[/quote]

Holy cow Mazz...

...you are to .gifs what Qual is to .jpgs.

...what Sobchak is to Russian Television.

...what Sigmarsson is to sigs.

...what Baraja is to peadophilia.

...what Ebado is to forums.

Exactly how many .gifs do you find cuddling your man parts in reverence when you wake up in the morning?

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:48 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""]...what Baraja is to peadophilia.
[/quote]
I officially made paedophilia my trademark. I'm at a loss of words here.

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:25 pm

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]...what Baraja is to peadophilia.
[/quote]
I officially made paedophilia my trademark. I'm at a loss of words here.[/quote]

If you'll sober up and check your files, I believe you'll find a bill of sale, where I purchased the right to use the word peadophile once per 3 thread pages, as long as your name is in the same sentence.

That's why I don't get drunk...

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:04 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]...what Baraja is to peadophilia.
[/quote]
I officially made paedophilia my trademark. I'm at a loss of words here.[/quote]

If you'll sober up and check your files, I believe you'll find a bill of sale, where I purchased the right to use the word peadophile once per 3 thread pages, as long as your name is in the same sentence.

That's why I don't get drunk...[/quote]
regardless, does this mean I can have sex with children?

JensenBakura · Post by **JensenBakura** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:46 pm

Listen to your heart, Baraja.

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:34 pm

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Listen to your heart, Baraja.[/quote]
I think I have an arrhythmia.

Mazz · Post by **Mazz** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:17 am

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Mazz""]Salo, check your wall on TOR.

I added something to sexy it up with some fap material.[/quote]

Holy cow Mazz...

...you are to .gifs what Qual is to .jpgs.

...what Sobchak is to Russian Television.

...what Sigmarsson is to sigs.

...what Baraja is to peadophilia.

...what Ebado is to forums.

Exactly how many .gifs do you find cuddling your man parts in reverence when you wake up in the morning?[/quote]

There comes a time in your internet life where everything just...clicks. When a light comes on in your head (the one below the waist) that says "Hey, there's a perfect, sexy .gif out there for this situation".

I'm just doing my part to make the internet a sexier place.

Edit: Of course Donna infracted me for posting a .gif of a hot chick that wasn't even naked. Inappropriate content my ass.

Sorry Salo, your TOR wall is back to sucking balls again. But incase you missed it...

pano · Post by **pano** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:13 am

[quote=""Mazz""]

[/quote]
Oh I saw it, Mazz...

I saw it...

On another note, Moderators shouldn't have power over my wall! It's MINE! My own. My precious...

BlueElephantKung-Fu · Post by **BlueElephantKung-Fu** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:23 am

One that is inferior, though worth mentioning.

Qual · Post by **Qual** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:02 am

Bouncy girl = shay laren.

pano · Post by **pano** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:08 am

[quote=""Qual""]Bouncy girl = shay laren.[/quote]
o rly? Because it was hard for me to figure out.

(I'm lying; view image can work wonders)

I'm going to do it now... I'm going to post a link to a pr0n website. I hope you won't think poorly of me.

http://www.4tube.com/pornstars/shay-laren

Qual · Post by **Qual** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:14 am

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]Bouncy girl = shay laren.[/quote]
o rly? Because it was hard for me to figure out.

(I'm lying; view image can work wonders)

I'm going to do it now... I'm going to post a link to a pr0n website. I hope you won't think poorly of me.

http://www.4tube.com/pornstars/shay-laren[/quote]

I did it off memory. Noob.

pano · Post by **pano** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:18 am

[quote=""Qual""]I did it off memory. Noob.[/quote]
I did it off my smarts.

Mazz · Post by **Mazz** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:38 am

[quote=""Qual""]Bouncy girl = shay laren.[/quote]

Yeah, I decided to go with "hot chick" instead of listing her by name because I figured most of you guys hadn't even heard of her. I don't even think she's in the Celebrity Fuck Thread yet.

Mazz · Post by **Mazz** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:46 am

This is also from my collection.

Just give me one day with her. One fucking day.

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