Different types of sex
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:27 am
After catching three STDs last week, I came to this conclusion.
There are three diferent types of Sexual Intercourse:
1.)Intercourse:
It's all you get in a marrage, this usally consists of her coming out of the shower with candlelights on the bedhead and fine sheets.
2.)Fuckin':
This is what you get when your a fee man just gettin' stoned and sticking you dick in anything. This is in the back of a rental car were she's going "Come on! Get some!"
3.)Sex:
This is usaully in the shower, were your holding her up and doin' her at the same time. You switch between different forms of sex and go from fast to slow and vise versa. Personally, this is my favorite and luckily it's Gavyyn's mothers favorite too.
There are three diferent types of Sexual Intercourse:
1.)Intercourse:
It's all you get in a marrage, this usally consists of her coming out of the shower with candlelights on the bedhead and fine sheets.
2.)Fuckin':
This is what you get when your a fee man just gettin' stoned and sticking you dick in anything. This is in the back of a rental car were she's going "Come on! Get some!"
3.)Sex:
This is usaully in the shower, were your holding her up and doin' her at the same time. You switch between different forms of sex and go from fast to slow and vise versa. Personally, this is my favorite and luckily it's Gavyyn's mothers favorite too.