Re: stories from vent
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:05 pm
Sigmarsson: get any compliments on the new hoodie lol
fallenchicken: yes
fallenchicken: "I like your hoodie"
Sigmarsson: awesome
Sigmarsson: lol
Sigmarsson: did you get his number
Sigmarsson: his name was jerome
fallenchicken: lol no I didn't have the courage to ask
Sigmarsson: big black men are rather intimidating
fallenchicken: yeah i think he was a black panther
fallenchicken: or a gangster
Sigmarsson: you better get whatever you can while that brand new scent is still there
fallenchicken: yeah for sure
fallenchicken: I think i got about another week with it
Sigmarsson: when you get something new clothing thats like really nice all the colors are bright and shit and everyone notices
fallenchicken: then it looses its sex appeal
Sigmarsson: thats right
Sigmarsson: so that whole week you just have to go all out
Sigmarsson: get as much as you can
fallenchicken: happens to every piece of clothing
Sigmarsson: yep
Sigmarsson: i got 8 lays when i got my new shoes
fallenchicken: I will where it Mon, thur, and friday
fallenchicken: 8!?
Sigmarsson: yes sure
Sigmarsson: all black
Sigmarsson: dont wash the hoodie
Sigmarsson: after the first wash its uhhh
Sigmarsson: faded already
Sigmarsson: careful taking it off
Sigmarsson: looses the stretch and elasticity
Sigmarsson: hell just keep it on all week
Sigmarsson: only take your pants off for sex, hoodie stays on
fallenchicken: thats the idea
fallenchicken: yeah havnt washed it yet
fallenchicken: only wore it once
fallenchicken: the first wear was to break it in
fallenchicken: this second wear should be amazing
Sigmarsson: yeh for sure
fallenchicken: head turning
Sigmarsson: oh hell yeah
Sigmarsson: everyone's eyes will be on you
Sigmarsson: and vaginas
Sigmarsson: man of the hour
Sigmarsson: just go to the bar and youll get free drinks
Sigmarsson: bouncer will say, hey man, thats a nice sweater
Sigmarsson: and you just brush it off all cool like "Yeah I know, thanks"
fallenchicken: hell yeah
fallenchicken: maybe ill get a new haircut
fallenchicken: might to much
fallenchicken: new hooide+new haircut
fallenchicken: dont want to overload
fallenchicken: could backfire
Sigmarsson: no keep the hair how it is
Sigmarsson: you dont want the hair stealing the hoodies thunder
fallenchicken: next week i will get the haircut
fallenchicken: this way when the hoodie looses its new, the hair will take over
Sigmarsson: yes careful not to be too soon though
Sigmarsson: get new shit every week and people will tire of complimenting you
fallenchicken: thats true
fallenchicken: but i dont tire of it
Sigmarsson: you dont, they do
fallenchicken: I like attention sig
fallenchicken: I like pretending i dont notice
fallenchicken: but i notice
fallenchicken: i can see your eyes, girl
Sigmarsson: unless you carefully time your trips so you dont go to the same place time at around the same time you usually do
fallenchicken: mmmhmmm
Sigmarsson: like go to the mall at 2pm during the week, next week for the haircut you go at night
Sigmarsson: i hear ya chicken
Sigmarsson: i hear ya
fallenchicken: not bad
Sigmarsson: i see what you're playing, act like you dont feed off their attention
Sigmarsson: but you love it
fallenchicken: oh i love it
fallenchicken: and act like you dont notice it
Sigmarsson: and they think youre so cool, oh wow what a hottie he doesnt even notice me
fallenchicken: and it drives them mad
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: but you do notice them
Sigmarsson: yup just ignore girls every where you go
fallenchicken: the only problem this creates
fallenchicken: is it makes it hard to make a move
Sigmarsson: they say hey how are you
fallenchicken: because they put you on the pedistal
fallenchicken: and when you talk to them you dissapoint
Sigmarsson: you just mumble hey, you dont even answer their question
fallenchicken: dont even take off your headphones
fallenchicken: nod and keep walking
Sigmarsson: ya but when you see them at the club
Sigmarsson: and they recognize you like hey thats that guy!
Sigmarsson: you can just walk up and make love to them
Sigmarsson: no questions asked
Sigmarsson: bam like that
Sigmarsson: you're in the yard, gates open
fallenchicken: but see
fallenchicken: what we are trying to accomplish is making girls, slightly out of our legue even, think we are out of theirs
fallenchicken: and we must try to get them to approach us
fallenchicken: the lower leaguer always must make the move
Sigmarsson: its such a clever game
Sigmarsson: exactly
Sigmarsson: they come to us
Sigmarsson: why do you think i work out so much
Sigmarsson: it adds 12 steps to where i am on the league ladder
Sigmarsson: by having muscle i keep 3/10 women from talking to me because im out of their league
Sigmarsson: so the results i get are twice as good
Sigmarsson: speaking of results
Sigmarsson: last night i got 0 numbers
Sigmarsson: but many women saw me, and now im inside their head
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Sigmarsson: now they have a mental picture of me implanted in their brain, and the next time they see me in a crowd its omfg there he is!
fallenchicken: you are a wise man sig
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: in the head is the first step to in their bed
fallenchicken: write that down, sneaky
Sigmarsson: being a good poet like you is step 2!
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: girls love poets
fallenchicken: artists
Sigmarsson: love them!
fallenchicken: be a little bit unstable
fallenchicken: bipolar is attractive
fallenchicken: and have taste in art
Sigmarsson: call yourself a painture, a designer, an "artiste" emphasis on the I
fallenchicken: if they ask you to go see a movie
fallenchicken: talk to them about art house movies
fallenchicken: they wont understand what you are talking about, but they will nod and pretend they do
Sigmarsson: why go to the movies when you can go to a museum!
fallenchicken: BOOm
fallenchicken: or go back to my place and watch soviet cinema of 1923
Sigmarsson: i just put in a blank dvd and let the screen sit black
fallenchicken: haha'
fallenchicken: 3 hours later
Sigmarsson: then we imagine what the movie is and make the noise ourselves
fallenchicken: wow such a beutiful film
fallenchicken: what did you think?
Sigmarsson: outstanding, the film captived my soul and went deeper into my heart like no other film has before
fallenchicken: and im about to go deeper into you then no man has
fallenchicken: boom
fallenchicken: its done
fallenchicken: your in
Sigmarsson: just like that
Sigmarsson: thats all there is to it
fallenchicken: and she is probably 7/10 to an 8/10
fallenchicken: the process is tougher for 9/10s
Sigmarsson: well worth it though
fallenchicken: yes
fallenchicken: but you can never score a complete 10
Sigmarsson: takes extra time because you have to do the 3rd date thing
Sigmarsson: whichi s going down to the park to feel the trees
fallenchicken: because in order for a girl to be a 10/10, they must be untouchable
Sigmarsson: embracing a tree for an hour
fallenchicken: its a catch-22
Sigmarsson: well you can still kind of do something with a 10er
Sigmarsson: like in that movie with sylvester stallone and sandra bullock
Sigmarsson: virtual reality sex machine
fallenchicken: cant have them
fallenchicken: minute you have them they become a 9
fallenchicken: Catch mother fucking 22
fallenchicken: a paradox
Sigmarsson: one of lifes great flaws
fallenchicken: its like a famous actress, lets say Emma Watson.She is a 10
Sigmarsson: they only way to fix it is to make the perfect woman
Sigmarsson: an 11
fallenchicken: well there is a girl at my coffe shop who looks just like her
Sigmarsson: so all 10's are touchable
fallenchicken: but she is only an 8
Sigmarsson: lazy eye?
fallenchicken: no
fallenchicken: because i can have her
fallenchicken: I cant have emma watson
fallenchicken: see?
Sigmarsson: where did she lose 2 points though
fallenchicken: because i can have her
fallenchicken: she lost it because she exists in the realm of possibility
Sigmarsson: there must be a way to warp emma into this realm
fallenchicken: if you did she would become an 8-9
fallenchicken: and would loose a point after sec
fallenchicken: sex*
fallenchicken: granted she would get it back the following morning
Sigmarsson: maybe if you set a rake on fire and took it to her face
Sigmarsson: i think all women lose a few points after sex
fallenchicken: yes they do
fallenchicken: you have seen all there is to see
fallenchicken: yes
fallenchicken: "I like your hoodie"
Sigmarsson: awesome
Sigmarsson: lol
Sigmarsson: did you get his number
Sigmarsson: his name was jerome
fallenchicken: lol no I didn't have the courage to ask
Sigmarsson: big black men are rather intimidating
fallenchicken: yeah i think he was a black panther
fallenchicken: or a gangster
Sigmarsson: you better get whatever you can while that brand new scent is still there
fallenchicken: yeah for sure
fallenchicken: I think i got about another week with it
Sigmarsson: when you get something new clothing thats like really nice all the colors are bright and shit and everyone notices
fallenchicken: then it looses its sex appeal
Sigmarsson: thats right
Sigmarsson: so that whole week you just have to go all out
Sigmarsson: get as much as you can
fallenchicken: happens to every piece of clothing
Sigmarsson: yep
Sigmarsson: i got 8 lays when i got my new shoes
fallenchicken: I will where it Mon, thur, and friday
fallenchicken: 8!?
Sigmarsson: yes sure
Sigmarsson: all black
Sigmarsson: dont wash the hoodie
Sigmarsson: after the first wash its uhhh
Sigmarsson: faded already
Sigmarsson: careful taking it off
Sigmarsson: looses the stretch and elasticity
Sigmarsson: hell just keep it on all week
Sigmarsson: only take your pants off for sex, hoodie stays on
fallenchicken: thats the idea
fallenchicken: yeah havnt washed it yet
fallenchicken: only wore it once
fallenchicken: the first wear was to break it in
fallenchicken: this second wear should be amazing
Sigmarsson: yeh for sure
fallenchicken: head turning
Sigmarsson: oh hell yeah
Sigmarsson: everyone's eyes will be on you
Sigmarsson: and vaginas
Sigmarsson: man of the hour
Sigmarsson: just go to the bar and youll get free drinks
Sigmarsson: bouncer will say, hey man, thats a nice sweater
Sigmarsson: and you just brush it off all cool like "Yeah I know, thanks"
fallenchicken: hell yeah
fallenchicken: maybe ill get a new haircut
fallenchicken: might to much
fallenchicken: new hooide+new haircut
fallenchicken: dont want to overload
fallenchicken: could backfire
Sigmarsson: no keep the hair how it is
Sigmarsson: you dont want the hair stealing the hoodies thunder
fallenchicken: next week i will get the haircut
fallenchicken: this way when the hoodie looses its new, the hair will take over
Sigmarsson: yes careful not to be too soon though
Sigmarsson: get new shit every week and people will tire of complimenting you
fallenchicken: thats true
fallenchicken: but i dont tire of it
Sigmarsson: you dont, they do
fallenchicken: I like attention sig
fallenchicken: I like pretending i dont notice
fallenchicken: but i notice
fallenchicken: i can see your eyes, girl
Sigmarsson: unless you carefully time your trips so you dont go to the same place time at around the same time you usually do
fallenchicken: mmmhmmm
Sigmarsson: like go to the mall at 2pm during the week, next week for the haircut you go at night
Sigmarsson: i hear ya chicken
Sigmarsson: i hear ya
fallenchicken: not bad
Sigmarsson: i see what you're playing, act like you dont feed off their attention
Sigmarsson: but you love it
fallenchicken: oh i love it
fallenchicken: and act like you dont notice it
Sigmarsson: and they think youre so cool, oh wow what a hottie he doesnt even notice me
fallenchicken: and it drives them mad
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: but you do notice them
Sigmarsson: yup just ignore girls every where you go
fallenchicken: the only problem this creates
fallenchicken: is it makes it hard to make a move
Sigmarsson: they say hey how are you
fallenchicken: because they put you on the pedistal
fallenchicken: and when you talk to them you dissapoint
Sigmarsson: you just mumble hey, you dont even answer their question
fallenchicken: dont even take off your headphones
fallenchicken: nod and keep walking
Sigmarsson: ya but when you see them at the club
Sigmarsson: and they recognize you like hey thats that guy!
Sigmarsson: you can just walk up and make love to them
Sigmarsson: no questions asked
Sigmarsson: bam like that
Sigmarsson: you're in the yard, gates open
fallenchicken: but see
fallenchicken: what we are trying to accomplish is making girls, slightly out of our legue even, think we are out of theirs
fallenchicken: and we must try to get them to approach us
fallenchicken: the lower leaguer always must make the move
Sigmarsson: its such a clever game
Sigmarsson: exactly
Sigmarsson: they come to us
Sigmarsson: why do you think i work out so much
Sigmarsson: it adds 12 steps to where i am on the league ladder
Sigmarsson: by having muscle i keep 3/10 women from talking to me because im out of their league
Sigmarsson: so the results i get are twice as good
Sigmarsson: speaking of results
Sigmarsson: last night i got 0 numbers
Sigmarsson: but many women saw me, and now im inside their head
'A Sneaky Ithorian' has joined the chat.
Sigmarsson: now they have a mental picture of me implanted in their brain, and the next time they see me in a crowd its omfg there he is!
fallenchicken: you are a wise man sig
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: in the head is the first step to in their bed
fallenchicken: write that down, sneaky
Sigmarsson: being a good poet like you is step 2!
fallenchicken: exactly
fallenchicken: girls love poets
fallenchicken: artists
Sigmarsson: love them!
fallenchicken: be a little bit unstable
fallenchicken: bipolar is attractive
fallenchicken: and have taste in art
Sigmarsson: call yourself a painture, a designer, an "artiste" emphasis on the I
fallenchicken: if they ask you to go see a movie
fallenchicken: talk to them about art house movies
fallenchicken: they wont understand what you are talking about, but they will nod and pretend they do
Sigmarsson: why go to the movies when you can go to a museum!
fallenchicken: BOOm
fallenchicken: or go back to my place and watch soviet cinema of 1923
Sigmarsson: i just put in a blank dvd and let the screen sit black
fallenchicken: haha'
fallenchicken: 3 hours later
Sigmarsson: then we imagine what the movie is and make the noise ourselves
fallenchicken: wow such a beutiful film
fallenchicken: what did you think?
Sigmarsson: outstanding, the film captived my soul and went deeper into my heart like no other film has before
fallenchicken: and im about to go deeper into you then no man has
fallenchicken: boom
fallenchicken: its done
fallenchicken: your in
Sigmarsson: just like that
Sigmarsson: thats all there is to it
fallenchicken: and she is probably 7/10 to an 8/10
fallenchicken: the process is tougher for 9/10s
Sigmarsson: well worth it though
fallenchicken: yes
fallenchicken: but you can never score a complete 10
Sigmarsson: takes extra time because you have to do the 3rd date thing
Sigmarsson: whichi s going down to the park to feel the trees
fallenchicken: because in order for a girl to be a 10/10, they must be untouchable
Sigmarsson: embracing a tree for an hour
fallenchicken: its a catch-22
Sigmarsson: well you can still kind of do something with a 10er
Sigmarsson: like in that movie with sylvester stallone and sandra bullock
Sigmarsson: virtual reality sex machine
fallenchicken: cant have them
fallenchicken: minute you have them they become a 9
fallenchicken: Catch mother fucking 22
fallenchicken: a paradox
Sigmarsson: one of lifes great flaws
fallenchicken: its like a famous actress, lets say Emma Watson.She is a 10
Sigmarsson: they only way to fix it is to make the perfect woman
Sigmarsson: an 11
fallenchicken: well there is a girl at my coffe shop who looks just like her
Sigmarsson: so all 10's are touchable
fallenchicken: but she is only an 8
Sigmarsson: lazy eye?
fallenchicken: no
fallenchicken: because i can have her
fallenchicken: I cant have emma watson
fallenchicken: see?
Sigmarsson: where did she lose 2 points though
fallenchicken: because i can have her
fallenchicken: she lost it because she exists in the realm of possibility
Sigmarsson: there must be a way to warp emma into this realm
fallenchicken: if you did she would become an 8-9
fallenchicken: and would loose a point after sec
fallenchicken: sex*
fallenchicken: granted she would get it back the following morning
Sigmarsson: maybe if you set a rake on fire and took it to her face
Sigmarsson: i think all women lose a few points after sex
fallenchicken: yes they do
fallenchicken: you have seen all there is to see