Important work stuffs

[quote=""GoEhsan""]How do you miss tits like that? [/quote]

Pretty straightforward: I glanced at her page and saw nothing that interested me. Chicken made humorous comments, I gave it a second look.

Still nothing of interest, but the picture made me lol.

Sorry, Fox made me do it.

Snuggs: guys, i gotta get this off my chest
Snuggs: maybe i should post it in the work thread but it doesnt really relate. really.
ebado: Get it off your chest
ebado: The work thread sucks
Fox: I was hoping you meant your bra, but now i dont know where this is going
Snuggs: i was at work today and pretty much out of no-where my co-workers says to me "I was deciding whether i should shower on saturday night before i went out. I wasn't going to, but then i remembered that i had to wash the cum off my back."
ebado: I'm going to go wash my eyes out
Snuggs: and this is knowing she went to see her fuck buddy on the friday night
Snuggs: she has the worst hygiene and i was aware of it, but this really shocked me
ebado: I'm shocked
Snuggs: the worst thing is that she was planning to hook up with this guy shes kind of been seeing who lives in sydney and i knew he was coming down for the weekened
Fox: haha
Snuggs: so i was like yeah, maybe you should be washing some others guys spunk off you before you go and fuck another ffs.
Fox: its generally a courtesy
Snuggs: i mean my initial reaction was to laugh, i was just so stunned.
Snuggs: and then my reaction after that was to call her a fucking slurry. but she took that fairly well.
ebado: Well
Snuggs: shes so rank, god.
ebado: She's talking about cum on her back. The least she can do is be reasonable about her appropriate adjectives

Sometimes I wonder about vent.

[quote=""Qual""]Sometimes I wonder about vent.[/quote]
Wonder what you're missing out on!

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM ALREADY IN PROGRESS:

Snuggs: cause its my day off and i was thinking i would go and make a whole bunch of gelato and tria misu and put them in these containers to serve them in, kill me now.
Snuggs: passionfruit cheesecake
Sobchak: sounds tight
Sobchak: lol
Sobchak: Gelato sounds good
Sobchak: I read recently there's some place serving ice cream from breast milk
Sobchak: for srs.
Snuggs: eugh
Snuggs: oh why, why'd you telle me that?
Snuggs: where do they even get the breast milk from?
Snuggs: ffs
Snuggs: well that just totally killed my cooking boner, so thankyou, i suppose.
Sobchak: Don't be such a prude
Sobchak: breast milk goes with every meal
Fipps: GUYS IM GETTING PRETTY STRESSED OUT
Snuggs: chk you are making me nauseous
Sobchak: I put it in a big squeeze bottle when I go workout
Sobchak: just a light spritz in the mouth-face area
Sobchak: better than Gatorade
Snuggs: i cant even have my breakfast now
Snuggs: a whole day ruined by sobchak.
Sobchak: Flawless Victory
ebado: Snuggs
ebado: They get the breast milk from breasts

[quote=""Sobchak""]WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM ALREADY IN PROGRESS:

Snuggs: cause its my day off and i was thinking i would go and make a whole bunch of gelato and tria misu and put them in these containers to serve them in, kill me now.
Snuggs: passionfruit cheesecake
Sobchak: sounds tight
Sobchak: lol
Sobchak: Gelato sounds good
Sobchak: I read recently there's some place serving ice cream from breast milk
Sobchak: for srs.
Snuggs: eugh
Snuggs: oh why, why'd you telle me that?
Snuggs: where do they even get the breast milk from?
Snuggs: ffs
Snuggs: well that just totally killed my cooking boner, so thankyou, i suppose.
Sobchak: Don't be such a prude
Sobchak: breast milk goes with every meal
Fipps: GUYS IM GETTING PRETTY STRESSED OUT
Snuggs: chk you are making me nauseous
Sobchak: I put it in a big squeeze bottle when I go workout
Sobchak: just a light spritz in the mouth-face area
Sobchak: better than Gatorade
Snuggs: i cant even have my breakfast now
Snuggs: a whole day ruined by sobchak.
Sobchak: Flawless Victory
ebado: Snuggs
ebado: They get the breast milk from breasts[/quote]
Brilliant setup by 'Chak, with an astounding finish from ebado.

Where the fuck is everyone? Talked to Rat yesterday and heard his accent though, awsome.

Snuggs: k well im gonna go to bed then
Fox:
Snuggs: night fellas
Fox: without a good story about embarassing jealousy
Fox: how am i supposed to sleep
Snuggs: haha
Snuggs: i dunno, ambien?
Fox: the answer is the same for all guys
Fox: "rub one out"
salo: hey guys
Snuggs: ew
Fox: lol
salo: watch this
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Fox:
Snuggs: lol
Fox: i dont think thats the first time i fell for that
Snuggs: you know what we post in stories from vent now?
Snuggs: is the end of my story haha
Fox: lmao
Snuggs: or the beginning...
Fox: definitely
Snuggs: that'll learn him
Snuggs: so yeah the reason it's embarassing
Snuggs: is that I was jealous of someone
Snuggs: that I really have no need to be jealous of
Snuggs: and it was over someone that I have no claim to anyways, so it's dumb.

Today on "ebado doesn't know he is on vent".

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Fipps: ebado, word on the street is DA:2 = dissapointment.
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Fox: my cousin is doing our family tree
Fox: he just found out we are part ENGLISH
Fox: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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The entire convo is too long and ongoing, but lololol as we cast Selkath of the Rings:

ebado: And I know we haven't mentioned it because its obvious
Snuggs: we have no nazghul
ebado: but Pewps is Gimli
Snuggs: no i said sobchak was gimli
salo: lol
ebado: Oh
salo: no, because Grel is Arwen
salo: so Sobchak becomes Aragorn
Snuggs: because im sorry, no-one else belches and farts like sobchak
Snuggs: good god no!
salo: it's done
Snuggs: youre delusional
salo: so's ur face
Snuggs: you just became denethor
salo: nope
Snuggs: go die in a fire
salo: nope
salo: I light the beacons
salo: so shut up
Snuggs: youre haldir
Snuggs: the fat gay elf
salo: IM NOT CHUBBY ELF
Snuggs: lol
Snuggs: who dies
salo: Hadlir sucks
Snuggs: alot of cock

salo: I'm old enough to google search by myself
Sobchak: yeah you are, grandpa!
Sobchak: HAHAHA
salo: shit

salo: I'm going steady with chicken
A Sneaky Ithorian: mormons frown on homosexual relationships
salo: it's not my fault he doesn't put out
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A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
salo: lol, sgu
salo: I guess he didn't want to talk to us, Grel
A Sneaky Ithorian: guess not
A Sneaky Ithorian: never seen him on before
salo: neither
salo: prolly deserves a 'story from vent'
A Sneaky Ithorian: go for it
salo: nope
salo: salo's post count is ridic
A Sneaky Ithorian: FFS. Fine I'll do it.
salo: lol

I feel bad about picking one.

salo: "Don't you hate it when your vagina bleeds once a month?"

Yeah I was just checking if Vent worked.
Might be on later or something.

Vent is always empty when I come on

salo: 88 mitsubishi lancer
salo: coolface
Snuggs: that is old
salo: yeah
Snuggs: i cant believe that still goes.
Snuggs: 2000 lancer
salo: it only had 30k kms on it when we got it though
Snuggs: neat
salo: which is ridic
Snuggs: was it an old lady driver?
salo: I think so
Snuggs: hahah
Snuggs: classic
salo: I'm pretty sure it sat in a garage for 20 years
Snuggs: yeah
salo: until salo taught her how to live again
salo: VROOOOM
Snuggs: tmi
Snuggs: you sicko
salo: :[
Snuggs: oh, you meant the car
salo: AWWWWW
salo: ew
salo: SNUGGLES
Snuggs: hahahahah
salo: FUCK
Snuggs: lolol
salo: I want to scrub my brain clean
Snuggs: haha
Snuggs: i have tears of laughter.
salo: :[
Snuggs: i will wash your brain with them
salo: you got me so bad

Maybe I should have said tears of sadness. I thought salo liked older women

ebado: now you are the same color as me

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ebado: yello!
ebado: green is fine
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ebado:

Somethings were said, some feelings were hurt. I don't know if we are going to be able to work through this...


fallenchicken: do you guys think Miranda will be in the 3rd?
ebado: Yes
ebado: I think BioWare loves her
fallenchicken: I think I love her
ebado: Less annoying personality and a bag on her head
ebado: and I can dig
salo: i bet Tali is super hot
salo: under that gas mask
fallenchicken: i bet she looks like garrus
salo: :[
ebado: Chicken should die
fallenchicken: im sorry
fallenchicken: I like tali, just not into indians, really.
salo: I want a cooler Turian than garrus
fallenchicken: i should kill you
ebado: Quarian seem Arab-inspired, not Indian
ebado: SMIRK
ebado: SMIRK
ebado: SMIRKSMIRK
salo: Saren was cooler than Garrus
salo: yep
salo: i sed it
fallenchicken: I mean like from India
ebado: I know
fallenchicken: and tali talks like an indian
ebado: Chicken should die
fallenchicken: She is poor like an indian
ebado: for disagreeing with me
ebado: Chicken should die
salo: Garrus should die
fallenchicken: Wrex should start a band
salo: yah!
salo: go Wrex
ebado: I got it
fallenchicken: just kidding he died in mass effect 1 and i killed him
fallenchicken: HA
ebado: "Nuclear Krogan"
salo: I'd pay money to listen to his baritone
ebado: I'm going to shit on Chicken's grave
fallenchicken: We are so divided on Mass Effect companions
ebado: then dig him up and rub his skull on my shit
ebado: Because he's dea
salo: yea
fallenchicken: On Dragon Age we more or less agree
ebado: Because Chicken should die
fallenchicken: lol
salo: ebado jus CALM DOWN
salo: k
salo: jus relax

fallenchicken: It's not my fault oyu guys only like the wrong companions
salo: k
ebado: SHUT UP CHICKEN
fallenchicken: I bet your prefered party is Ashley and Jack
ebado: FCUK YOU
fallenchicken: Makes me want to throw up
ebado: FUCK YOU
salo: ebado and I disagree on some too
ebado: I HATE BOTH OF THEM
ebado: FUCK YOU CHICKEN
ebado: GO SEX THANE
salo: WOW
fallenchicken: ouch
salo: this is getting out of hand
fallenchicken: Thane ebado? You think me for a Thane lover
ebado: You hurt me, I hurt you
ebado: Your words have power, Chicken. Ashley? Really? Jack? Really?
ebado: It's like you don
ebado: 't even know me

ebado: ebado's going to sleep
ebado: Or drive to Tulsa and smother Pewps
ebado: Either way, I'm logging off vent
Pewps: not if i smother myself first

Laughed my butts off.

Sobchak: I'm calling it right now
Sobchak: Ichiro gets 180 hits this season.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'm calling it, he breaks 200
Sobchak: K
A Sneaky Ithorian: we should write this down
Sobchak: I'll let you do that
Sobchak: I'm under 200, you're equal-to/greater
Sobchak: a thousand shrute bucks to the winner.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'll bet you 25 republic credits
Sobchak: too much
A Sneaky Ithorian: 20?
Sobchak: a thousand shrute bucks
Sobchak: alright 20 repubic creds

[quote=""isgrelindisguise""]Sobchak: I'm calling it right now
Sobchak: Ichiro gets 180 hits this season.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'm calling it, he breaks 200
Sobchak: K
A Sneaky Ithorian: we should write this down
Sobchak: I'll let you do that
Sobchak: I'm under 200, you're equal-to/greater
Sobchak: a thousand shrute bucks to the winner.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'll bet you 25 republic credits
Sobchak: too much
A Sneaky Ithorian: 20?
Sobchak: a thousand shrute bucks
Sobchak: alright 20 repubic creds[/quote]

ICHIROOOO!

Sobchak: I don't think women like to talk about poop.
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I'm going to pop on one of these nights, and the chat that will be held will be Legen...wait for it.

[quote=""Deadpool""]I'm going to pop on one of these nights, and the chat that will be held will be Legen...wait for it.[/quote]

I think this whole gamer voice thing is getting to your head.