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Abridged version:

salo: I banned myself once
salo: :/
Sailor Moon: Lol
Fox: hahaha
Sailor Moon: I accidentally lost half the database once...
salo: No wait, that was in the measely moderator CP
salo: I IP banned myself
salo: Then logged in somewhere else
salo: to fix
salo: haha
Sailor Moon: I tried to IP ban Pete, but then I IP banned myself
salo: I didn't tell anyone
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The sexy version:

Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33
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I like my contribution to these discussions.
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Next time you tell a story about your grandpa, I'll post.

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[quote=""salo_pano""]The sexy version:

Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33[/quote]


... and this one hurt extra mean :(
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salo: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
salo: I need you now more than ever!
salo: PS - Bring Chodo. ;)
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You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.
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[quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]

That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.
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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]

That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]

Oh gee i wish i could have been there hearing you telling that awesome story!

Was there any shotguns involved?
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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]

That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]

Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.

And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.
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[quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.

And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]

That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.
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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.

And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]

That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]

you shoulda gone for the redhead....she was a freak in the bed
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[quote=""Tamerlane""]

you shoulda gone for the brunette....she was a freak in the bed[/quote]

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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.

And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]

That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]

you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed
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[quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.

And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]

That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]

you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed[/quote]

Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:

Sten: You do not act as a woman should.

Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?

Sten: Eels would be something.
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[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:

Sten: You do not act as a woman should.

Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?

Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]

Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.
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[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:

Sten: You do not act as a woman should.

Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?

Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]

Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]

i missed that one !!
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[quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Pewps""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:

Sten: You do not act as a woman should.

Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?

Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]

Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]

i missed that one !![/quote]

Which? Or both?
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Ethite: lol
Ethite: enough
Ethite: enough of your gaytalk
Sigmarsson: killed it
GnarlPiig: your on the air with gaytalk...
GnarlPiig: ...we have Ethite on line one.
GnarlPiig: Ethite...what's gay with you tonight?
Sobchak: lol
Ethite: bastard!

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Hopefully he put up something about how Jager loves holding the sack.
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We have a few coming in:

Sobchak: Dude
Sobchak: ebado
Sobchak: I totally gave you attention
Sobchak: You fucking whinetit.
Sailor Moon: I know, but you've never been enough
Snuggs: if you want us to listen to you ebado, then you need to tell us about all the hot chicks you are stalking at the moment
Snuggs: oh i meant dating,
Snuggs: sorry
Sailor Moon: raping*
Sobchak: strike that, reverse it, strike it again, replace with peeing on
Fox: haha
Snuggs: its not rape if you dont do it for your own enjoyment
Sigmarsson: fisting
Sailor Moon: period sex
Sigmarsson: period sex
Sigmarsson: yes
Sigmarsson: great minds think alike
Snuggs: or was that anal sex, i cant remember npw
Fox: rofl
Sigmarsson: violent sex with girls that talk about their ex's
Sobchak: period sex never bothered me. I just need chicken feathers in the bed to offset the bad juju
Snuggs: hahaha
Snuggs: i pee on virgin pussy.
Sigmarsson: i eat virgin pussy
Sigmarsson: and girlfriend pussy
Sigmarsson: me and my ex
Snuggs: well you are just sick
Sigmarsson: we had sex mon - fri 10am to 4pm
Sobchak: When I see Fox eating virgin pussy, I wait for him to not look at me then I pee on him.
Snuggs: hehehe
Fox: rofl
'Ehsan' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: FUCK THIS
Sigmarsson: ok guys quiet down now
Sailor Moon: Oh no
Snuggs: wait scratch that
Sailor Moon: Calm down guys
Sigmarsson: enough of that
Fox: lol
Sobchak: You want my badge number? here's my frickin badge number
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This one was good. And Ehsan ruined it particularly by trying to trash talk about sports:

Sobchak: Ehsan have you ever played sports?
Ehsan: Not a team sport
Kaheynu: ...there's not even a T in my name
Ehsan: I've competed in taekwondo
Sobchak: Taekwondo isn't a sport. That's like cheerleading with swords.
Snuggs: like a kath hound man!
Ehsan: swords?
Sobchak: Yup, I'm stereotyping
Sailor Moon: I enjoyed that, Chakmont
Ehsan: you're thinking somethign else
Sobchak: lol, aka stereotyping.
Snuggs: haha
Ehsan: well whatever i did point out it wasn't a team sport
Ehsan: it's just one on one
Kaheynu: I think you're thining about Kendo, sobchak
Sailor Moon: Man on man, if you will
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i don't care, i never took it seriously
Ehsan: i think the sport aspect is dumb anyways
Sobchak: I was thinking about the entirety of martial arts, Kaheynu. Not any particular practice.
Sailor Moon: Martial arts is really about the spiritual aspect
Ehsan: i just like hitting people
Ehsan: I don't giuve a fuck anout the nonsence
Sailor Moon: I'm all super yoga buddhist and shit
Sailor Moon: Hold on, I need to stop in Hot Topic for a sec
Snuggs: spirituality is wasted on the soulless.
Ehsan: yoga is hard
Sobchak: clever ebado
Sobchak: he's like Murphy Brown of Selkath
Ehsan: spirituallyt is just some marketing bullshit for asian shit
Ehsan: martial arts was about defending yourself when armys came to kick your ass
Ehsan: nothing more nothing less
Sailor Moon: It's about one man being with another man
Sailor Moon: Alone
Sailor Moon: Together
Ehsan: taekwondo was only invented like 70 years ago for the korean army
Sobchak: with incense.
Sailor Moon: And clean clothing
Sailor Moon: That can easily come off
Sailor Moon: Belts for tieing things together
Ehsan: even the uniforms i find stupid
Ehsan: why the fuck do i need to wear that shit when i can wear shorts and d t-shirt
Sobchak: or a banana hammock
Sailor Moon: It's spiritual ehsan. Get in touch with your chi.
Ehsan: it's bullshit
Sobchak: Find your chi-spot.
Snuggs: lol
Ehsan: hehe
Sobchak: I think its in the anus.
Sobchak: prnounced ah-noos
Sailor Moon: Find your chi-spot throught man on man action.
Sobchak: Mmmm...
Snuggs: is that why they are always shouting?
Ehsan: that is to regulate your air
Sailor Moon: Well, some are faking it
Sigmarsson: i always fake it
Ehsan: And you can do it without the yell
Snuggs: too much chi-spot probing
Sobchak: If I was ever into martial arts I'd just run around yelling "Hadouken!"
Snuggs: hahaha
Sobchak: and "Kamehameha!"
Sailor Moon: I'd press both kick buttons at once and do a flippy kick
Kaheynu: snuggs, you ever had a chi-gasm?
Sobchak: followed my getting knocked unconscious
Snuggs: hells yeah
Ehsan: i can't belive this fuck rolled another double 6
Sobchak: I lmao'd at "flippy kick"
Kaheynu: good shit, isn't it?
Sobchak: I guess I could never be good at martial arts because I always just hit the buttons at random
Snuggs: im totally in touch with my chi centre, makes for intense chi-gasms
Sobchak: I'd be jumping and punching air like a moron.
Sailor Moon: I'm only good with the Mishima family
Snuggs: i mash the buttons so hard that i dont actually do anything
Sailor Moon: Heihachi and Kazuya
Sobchak: I laughed so hard at flippy kick.
Ehsan: i beat all of MK1 on the arcade by button mashing
Sobchak: my rib cage hurts.
Snuggs: hehe
Sobchak: which is good because I hate cages
Sobchak: they cannot contain me.
Snuggs: even nic cage?
Sailor Moon: I love you, Chakster. I appreciate your appreciation.
Ehsan: or johnny cage?
Snuggs: fuck johnny cage
Sobchak: Yes please.
Sobchak: Giggles.
Snuggs: do you think my tongue would get stuck to Sub-zero?
Sailor Moon: Yes
Sailor Moon: Personal experience
Snuggs: hehe
Sailor Moon: Scorpion's tongue is pretty nice
Snuggs: thats just kinda scary
Sigmarsson: GET OVER HERE
Sailor Moon: OK
Snuggs: deep penetration
Sigmarsson: *slurp*
Sobchak: *pkoinch*
Ehsan: finnaly i won
Ehsan: btw
Snuggs: so did i
Ehsan: I'll kick you in the face
Sobchak: We all win when you're around, Ehsan. We all win
Sailor Moon: I probably won better than you did
Sailor Moon: Chak did, too.
Ehsan: And then jump in the air spin 360 and kick you in the nuts
Snuggs: flippy kick
Sobchak: 360 flippy kick
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i wanna try flippy kick
Ehsan: sounds fun
Ehsan: like a dolphin
Ehsan: oh shit some how
Ehsan: after tanking at the end of the season it's mathamtically possible for the dolphins to make the playoffs
Ehsan: how about your oregon based team sobchak?
Ehsan: oh that's right don't have one
Ehsan: enjoy the seahawks
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[quote=""ebado""]
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]

I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.
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[quote=""Browncoat Fox""][quote=""ebado""]
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]

I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.[/quote]
I just like knowing you're nearby...

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'Sailor Moon' has left the chat.
salo: byebado :(
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