stories from vent

[Sobchak]

Sobchak: I used to make my own terrible jokes to entertain my family on road trips, but they weren't funny, they just laughed at how dumb I was
Fipps: not much has changed over the years, has it?
Sobchak: no, my family died.
Sobchak: bet you feel like an asshole now
Fipps: almost as bad as when I killed them.
Sobchak: yeah, I didn't think you knew they died after they saw you on stage.

[isgrelindisguise]

[quote=""chako_pano""]Sobchak: I used to make my own terrible jokes to entertain my family on road trips, but they weren't funny, they just laughed at how dumb I was
Fipps: not much has changed over the years, has it?
Sobchak: no, my family died.
Sobchak: bet you feel like an asshole now
Fipps: almost as bad as when I killed them.
Sobchak: yeah, I didn't think you knew they died after they saw you on stage.[/quote]

Greaaatest!

[Qual]

[quote=""chako_pano""]Sobchak: I used to make my own terrible jokes to entertain my family on road trips, but they weren't funny, they just laughed at how dumb I was
Fipps: not much has changed over the years, has it?
Sobchak: no, my family died.
Sobchak: bet you feel like an asshole now
Fipps: almost as bad as when I killed them.
Sobchak: yeah, I didn't think you knew they died after they saw you on stage.[/quote]


Top notch stuff Chako.

[arob019]

Give me Vent info.

[badfo]

ebado: let's leave at the same time
ebado: on 3
salo: okay
ebado: 1
ebado: 2
ebado: 3
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ebado: classic salo

[pano]

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[isgrelindisguise]

'arob' has joined the chat.
A Sneaky Ithorian: arobobob
arob: You sly dog!
arob: Hello.
A Sneaky Ithorian: bobarob?
arob: Possibly.
arob: How are things?
A Sneaky Ithorian: toblarob hob a log?
arob: and Stuff.
arob: NO
A Sneaky Ithorian: bobaroboo. bobarobala.
arob: ._.
A Sneaky Ithorian: aroberia! :DDDD
arob: :/
A Sneaky Ithorian: (>^^)> arobobobob!
A Sneaky Ithorian: :DD
arob: I don't even...
A Sneaky Ithorian: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA!
arob: grer?
arob: GRER.
A Sneaky Ithorian: bobora!
arob: RERG
arob: REGICE
arob: ?
arob: Grer.
A Sneaky Ithorian: ((
arob: You raff'd and rost.
arob: Grer.
arob: Farararara.
A Sneaky Ithorian: Oiraba?
arob: Raba.
A Sneaky Ithorian: arobed.
arob: AUUUUHHHHHHHHHR
arob: EEEEEHHHHHHR
A Sneaky Ithorian: MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
arob: xD
arob: EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHR
arob: WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Thaed]

Snuggles: speaking of masturbation

Who needs context?

[Browncoat Fox]

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Fuckn Futuricans

[pano]

Pewps: why can't i recruit gorton colu

[Ethite]

[quote=""salo_pano""]Indignant_Alien: why can't i recruit gorton colu[/quote]

Speciesism is ok when its coming from Gorton.

[badfo]

A Sneaky Ithorian: ebado likes playing short characters
A Sneaky Ithorian: role reversal
ebado: Dwarves and Gobbos
Sigmarsson: fat consular
Sigmarsson: i like to play character that would get laid in the real world
A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: role reversal
ebado: Classic grel
ebado: 9/10
ebado: Would have been 10/10 if you did it one-handed
A Sneaky Ithorian: I did. Was wanking

[Darth Snuggles]

Probably not so amusing to you guys, but I chuckled when I came home from work and saw this.

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A Sneaky Ithorian: I'll chill with snuggles
A Sneaky Ithorian: snuggles and I
A Sneaky Ithorian: chillin
A Sneaky Ithorian: so snuggles
A Sneaky Ithorian: how are you?
A Sneaky Ithorian: Its good that you're doing so well
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A Sneaky Ithorian: Fox
Fox: heygrel
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A Sneaky Ithorian: teehee
A Sneaky Ithorian: anyho 4am
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fallenchicken: snuggles
fallenchicken: You're number 1, baby
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Pyoops: snuggles all alone
Pyoops: WELL UR PEWP
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Sobchak: Hai
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Fox: drinkfox
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salo: I was hoping for a Consular update
salo: uh oh
salo: laaaaaaaag
salo: Snuggs Paint
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A Sneaky Ithorian: aloha el snuggliata.
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salo: I really want Heart of the Swarm
salo: :[
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Sigmarsson: good company
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Snuggles: wtf, when did i log into vent?

[isgrelindisguise]

ebado: I'm glad to know I'm not the only with a finger on the pulse of the Kaiden fanfic community
Snuggles: lolo
Snuggles: its grel thaty got us started on this topic actually
Snuggles: he has the hots for some fanfiction addict.
ebado: That sounds bleak
ebado: Who am I to judge thought. I exclusively date David Spade fan club members.

[Lady Gettyburg]

Is anyone ever at vent anymore or do i just live in the wrong timezone?

Checked in for a week or so and i met Poops twice and Grel once. And Fox, but he always came online as i was AFK.

So thrilling.

[Lady Gettyburg]

'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: I'm here to thrill Betty.
BoGetty: I love Grel and Sobchak!
Sobchak: Mission accomplished.
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[badfo]

Snuggles: ffs. my brothers girlfriend is loud
salo: :[
Snuggles: too loud
salo: woah
ebado: Go on
salo: mic plz
salo: your bro is getting some?
Snuggles: i dont really wanna think about it
salo: some vagina
salo: with his penis
ebado: getting some intercourse
salo: consensual
ebado: ooooh yeah
ebado: Just how I like it
salo: better than the other kind
salo: but only because there's no jail-time

[pano]

Sobchak and salo just discussing AFL.

Sobchak: but it's like football kinda in that there are different ways to score. Like hitting between 2 poles on the fly is some, and rolling it is another?
salo: okay
salo: this might get complicated
salo: :/
Sobchak: fuuuck
salo: AFL scoring has four poles
Sobchak: I'm high salo. Explain it in junk food terms.
salo: AFL scoring has four burgers
salo: set up in the following formation
salo: cheeseburger, bigmac, bigmac, cheeseburger
Sobchak: go on.
salo: if you kick the mcnugget though the two bigmacs
salo: you get 6 fries
Sobchak: I can put that much in my mouth easy.
Sobchak: no homo.
salo: the mcnugget can bounce through, and you still get 6 fries
Sobchak: That's just as many
salo: but if the mcnugget is touched by an opposition player, and still goes through, it's one frie
salo: if the mcnugget hits the bigmac, it's one frie
salo: and if the mcnugget goes between a cheeseburger and a bigmac, it's one frie again
Sobchak: AHH
salo: so basically, kick the mcnugget through the bigmacs for 6 fries, any other way over the line, one fries
Sobchak: There's FOUR burgers, not three.
salo: lol
Sobchak: That puts some ketchup in this
salo: 2 bigmacs, flanked by two cheeseburgers
Sobchak: good flank use.
salo: I just wanted to say flanked
Sobchak: you have carte blacnhe of flank.

[Qual]

Best explanation for AFL scoring I have ever seen.

[Cappa-Phi]

[quote=""Qual""]Best explanation for AFL scoring I have ever seen.[/quote]



I have learned something today. Also, kinda hungry.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""salo_pano""]Sobchak and salo just discussing AFL.

Sobchak: but it's like football kinda in that there are different ways to score. Like hitting between 2 poles on the fly is some, and rolling it is another?
salo: okay
salo: this might get complicated
salo: :/
Sobchak: fuuuck
salo: AFL scoring has four poles
Sobchak: I'm high salo. Explain it in junk food terms.
salo: AFL scoring has four burgers
salo: set up in the following formation
salo: cheeseburger, bigmac, bigmac, cheeseburger
Sobchak: go on.
salo: if you kick the mcnugget though the two bigmacs
salo: you get 6 fries
Sobchak: I can put that much in my mouth easy.
Sobchak: no homo.
salo: the mcnugget can bounce through, and you still get 6 fries
Sobchak: That's just as many
salo: but if the mcnugget is touched by an opposition player, and still goes through, it's one frie
salo: if the mcnugget hits the bigmac, it's one frie
salo: and if the mcnugget goes between a cheeseburger and a bigmac, it's one frie again
Sobchak: AHH
salo: so basically, kick the mcnugget through the bigmacs for 6 fries, any other way over the line, one fries
Sobchak: There's FOUR burgers, not three.
salo: lol
Sobchak: That puts some ketchup in this
salo: 2 bigmacs, flanked by two cheeseburgers
Sobchak: good flank use.
salo: I just wanted to say flanked
Sobchak: you have carte blacnhe of flank.[/quote]



Bloody genius.

[Lady Gettyburg]

[quote=""Darth Snuggles""][quote=""salo_pano""]Sobchak and salo just discussing AFL.

Sobchak: but it's like football kinda in that there are different ways to score. Like hitting between 2 poles on the fly is some, and rolling it is another?
salo: okay
salo: this might get complicated
salo: :/
Sobchak: fuuuck
salo: AFL scoring has four poles
Sobchak: I'm high salo. Explain it in junk food terms.
salo: AFL scoring has four burgers
salo: set up in the following formation
salo: cheeseburger, bigmac, bigmac, cheeseburger
Sobchak: go on.
salo: if you kick the mcnugget though the two bigmacs
salo: you get 6 fries
Sobchak: I can put that much in my mouth easy.
Sobchak: no homo.
salo: the mcnugget can bounce through, and you still get 6 fries
Sobchak: That's just as many
salo: but if the mcnugget is touched by an opposition player, and still goes through, it's one frie
salo: if the mcnugget hits the bigmac, it's one frie
salo: and if the mcnugget goes between a cheeseburger and a bigmac, it's one frie again
Sobchak: AHH
salo: so basically, kick the mcnugget through the bigmacs for 6 fries, any other way over the line, one fries
Sobchak: There's FOUR burgers, not three.
salo: lol
Sobchak: That puts some ketchup in this
salo: 2 bigmacs, flanked by two cheeseburgers
Sobchak: good flank use.
salo: I just wanted to say flanked
Sobchak: you have carte blacnhe of flank.[/quote]



Bloody genius.[/quote]

Stupid.

TLDR.

[Thaed]

[quote=""salo_pano""]Sobchak and salo just discussing AFL.

Sobchak: but it's like football kinda in that there are different ways to score. Like hitting between 2 poles on the fly is some, and rolling it is another?
salo: okay
salo: this might get complicated
salo: :/
Sobchak: fuuuck
salo: AFL scoring has four poles
Sobchak: I'm high salo. Explain it in junk food terms.
salo: AFL scoring has four burgers
salo: set up in the following formation
salo: cheeseburger, bigmac, bigmac, cheeseburger
Sobchak: go on.
salo: if you kick the mcnugget though the two bigmacs
salo: you get 6 fries
Sobchak: I can put that much in my mouth easy.
Sobchak: no homo.
salo: the mcnugget can bounce through, and you still get 6 fries
Sobchak: That's just as many
salo: but if the mcnugget is touched by an opposition player, and still goes through, it's one frie
salo: if the mcnugget hits the bigmac, it's one frie
salo: and if the mcnugget goes between a cheeseburger and a bigmac, it's one frie again
Sobchak: AHH
salo: so basically, kick the mcnugget through the bigmacs for 6 fries, any other way over the line, one fries
Sobchak: There's FOUR burgers, not three.
salo: lol
Sobchak: That puts some ketchup in this
salo: 2 bigmacs, flanked by two cheeseburgers
Sobchak: good flank use.
salo: I just wanted to say flanked
Sobchak: you have carte blacnhe of flank.[/quote]
You made me laugh and think of burgers at the same time.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[badfo]

ebado: I should really take a bath
ebado: which one of you wants to wash me?
Pyoops: i broke both my hands
Sobchak: I'm allergic to water

[Lady Gettyburg]

BoGetty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
BoGetty: haha fuck those the lonely island guys have lots of celebs in that vid. Jessica Alba, that girl from gossip girl etc
Sigmarsson: i dont watch gossip girl
BoGetty: Well hmm.. Serena van der woods or something. Cute girl.
Sigmarsson: plus you said there were lots of celebs
Sigmarsson: you listed 2
BoGetty: Blake Lively
Sigmarsson: if she approached me in a bar and offered me sex, i might accept it
BoGetty: Akon, jessica alba and Blake lively
BoGetty: Thats 3.. ok, but they're expensive
Sigmarsson: what are they, escorts?
BoGetty: And i bet my ass they did it for free because Lonely island is "the thing"
Sigmarsson: expensive?
Sigmarsson: its publicity
Sigmarsson: dont make them out to be hookers
Sigmarsson: its not real you know, they didnt actually have sex
BoGetty: Expensive yes, people want money to do their job normally. Actors and Musicians.
Sigmarsson: they didnt do much acting for that music video
Sigmarsson: here, sit and look pretty
BoGetty: Sure its publicity, thats in a way what i said, Lonely island is "The thing". Its like oceans 11, they could never afford all those top stars, they did it for some reason anyway
BoGetty: God are you dense? Try hire Beyonce for your home made video and say that you just need 3 seconds of her face and fax me what that cost ya?
Sigmarsson: you're just agreeing with me because you dont want to sound dumb
Sigmarsson: maybe i should become an actor
BoGetty: god i need a beer, you're teasing me, arent you?
Sigmarsson: it seems to be working
BoGetty: Or why dont you become beyonce?
Sigmarsson: maybe i will
BoGetty: It would kinda suit ya
Sigmarsson: all i need to do is tan and grow my hair
Sigmarsson: ya well you should become amy winehouse
Sigmarsson: WOAH
BoGetty: i AM amy winehouse! lol
Sigmarsson: oh i thought you might actually get mad
BoGetty: Hey can i post this in stories from vent or will you get all pissy and PM me insults and shit if i do?
Sigmarsson: do what you want
Sigmarsson: i have nothing to get pissy about
Sigmarsson: unless you leave without saying goodbye


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