Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

I met a chick that's to young for me (=16) but she was absolutely awesome. First thing she told me is that I was a pussy for looking at her but not taking the initiative. Second question she asked was if I preffered Real Madrid or Barcelona, she approved of my real-madrid fandomism. She tackled me while playing soccer, she likes kick boxing, and has a gentle look in her eyes. She asked me to wait for her a couple of years, and even though my rational thoughts tell me it's not the smartest move, I'm awed by her, it's the first woman I ever met that is awesome as she is.

Biggest problem is for a chick her age one day you're her prince next day she can't remember her name, I don't feel like waiting for a chick for waiting a couple of years for potentially the greatest woman alive, just for her to loose interest somewhere along the line.

What do you guys think? Am I a pedo-bear? Am I naive? Or should I take the chance and wait.

[kaheynu]

Baraja, I don't know you IRL, likely never will. And Torm would mock me without mercy for saying this, but it sounds like she's worth waiting for. Give it a few months and see how you feel then.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""]Baraja, I don't know you IRL, likely never will. And Torm would mock me without mercy for saying this, but it sounds like she's worth waiting for. Give it a few months and see how you feel then.[/quote]
Don't know where you are from buddy, but depending where you're from you might still meet me. I think she's worth waiting for the doubt that I have is, if I'm going to be the sucker that after waiting for a year she suddenly decided she doesn't care about me any more. I'm such a romantic.

[Quinn]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I met a chick that's to young for me (=16) but she was absolutely awesome. First thing she told me is that I was a pussy for looking at her but not taking the initiative. Second question she asked was if I preffered Real Madrid or Barcelona, she approved of my real-madrid fandomism. She tackled me while playing soccer, she likes kick boxing, and has a gentle look in her eyes. She asked me to wait for her a couple of years, and even though my rational thoughts tell me it's not the smartest move, I'm awed by her, it's the first woman I ever met that is awesome as she is.

Biggest problem is for a chick her age one day you're her prince next day she can't remember her name, I don't feel like waiting for a chick for waiting a couple of years for potentially the greatest woman alive, just for her to loose interest somewhere along the line.

What do you guys think? Am I a pedo-bear? Am I naive? Or should I take the chance and wait.[/quote]
Move to a real country where this shit isn't an issue.

Like Australia.

Also, I can't be alone in saying I really don't want this board turning into relationshit9000. Wait until Moot puts up the advice board tbh.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I met a chick that's to young for me (=16) but she was absolutely awesome. First thing she told me is that I was a pussy for looking at her but not taking the initiative. Second question she asked was if I preffered Real Madrid or Barcelona, she approved of my real-madrid fandomism. She tackled me while playing soccer, she likes kick boxing, and has a gentle look in her eyes. She asked me to wait for her a couple of years, and even though my rational thoughts tell me it's not the smartest move, I'm awed by her, it's the first woman I ever met that is awesome as she is.

Biggest problem is for a chick her age one day you're her prince next day she can't remember her name, I don't feel like waiting for a chick for waiting a couple of years for potentially the greatest woman alive, just for her to loose interest somewhere along the line.

What do you guys think? Am I a pedo-bear? Am I naive? Or should I take the chance and wait.[/quote]

Obviously, every situation is different - but I met a girl when she was 16, and waited, until earlier this year to make the move and now we have an awesome relationship (she's 19 now). And initially it was definately pedo, because she was 16 and I was 22. But so far so good. Could all change though. The good thing about getting them young is you can mould them into a more compatible partner without them even realising it.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Quinn""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I met a chick that's to young for me (=16) but she was absolutely awesome. First thing she told me is that I was a pussy for looking at her but not taking the initiative. Second question she asked was if I preffered Real Madrid or Barcelona, she approved of my real-madrid fandomism. She tackled me while playing soccer, she likes kick boxing, and has a gentle look in her eyes. She asked me to wait for her a couple of years, and even though my rational thoughts tell me it's not the smartest move, I'm awed by her, it's the first woman I ever met that is awesome as she is.

Biggest problem is for a chick her age one day you're her prince next day she can't remember her name, I don't feel like waiting for a chick for waiting a couple of years for potentially the greatest woman alive, just for her to loose interest somewhere along the line.

What do you guys think? Am I a pedo-bear? Am I naive? Or should I take the chance and wait.[/quote]
Move to a real country where this shit isn't an issue.

Like Australia.

Also, I can't be alone in saying I really don't want this board turning into relationshit9000. Wait until Moot puts up the advice board tbh.[/quote]
LOL an Aussie that sounds like an american. If Spain isn't a real country nothing is.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""]Baraja, I don't know you IRL, likely never will. And Torm would mock me without mercy for saying this, but it sounds like she's worth waiting for. Give it a few months and see how you feel then.[/quote]
Don't know where you are from buddy, but depending where you're from you might still meet me. I think she's worth waiting for the doubt that I have is, if I'm going to be the sucker that after waiting for a year she suddenly decided she doesn't care about me any more. I'm such a romantic.[/quote]

I'm from one of those parts of America that they make really mean jokes about, and my Spanish really, really sucks. So yeah.

Just make sure you keep in contact so she doesn't have an opportunity to forget ya and you should be gold.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""]Baraja, I don't know you IRL, likely never will. And Torm would mock me without mercy for saying this, but it sounds like she's worth waiting for. Give it a few months and see how you feel then.[/quote]
Don't know where you are from buddy, but depending where you're from you might still meet me. I think she's worth waiting for the doubt that I have is, if I'm going to be the sucker that after waiting for a year she suddenly decided she doesn't care about me any more. I'm such a romantic.[/quote]

I'm from one of those parts of America that they make really mean jokes about, and my Spanish really, really sucks. So yeah.

Just make sure you keep in contact so she doesn't have an opportunity to forget ya and you should be gold.[/quote]
Meh USA is prolly one of the only nations I really don't want to go to, except for vegas, I'd do vegas. So you're a redneck?

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Meh USA is prolly one of the only nations I really don't want to go to, except for vegas, I'd do vegas. So you're a redneck?[/quote]

I prefer the term "hick", thank you very much.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Meh USA is prolly one of the only nations I really don't want to go to, except for vegas, I'd do vegas. So you're a redneck?[/quote]

I prefer the term "hick", thank you very much.[/quote]
You can call yourself whatever you want as long as you have shot mexicans you are my hero.

[Volke]

Keep talking to me on MSN. The answer will discover itself!

Also, you're a Mando if you just pass up the girl.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Volke""]Keep talking to me on MSN. The answer will discover itself!

Also, you're a Mando if you just pass up the girl.[/quote]
Stop doing crack man you really get creepy when you do crack.

[Volke]

It's not crack! However my key board feels so damn amazing. And my face....OMG! Dude, and you gotta feel my hair

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Volke""]It's not crack! However my key board feels so damn amazing. And my face....OMG! Dude, and you gotta feel my hair[/quote]
I just jizzed on your face, quick GET IT OFF, YOU'LL GET THE AIDS.

[Volke]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Volke""]It's not crack! However my key board feels so damn amazing. And my face....OMG! Dude, and you gotta feel my hair[/quote]
I just jizzed on your face, quick GET IT OFF, YOU'LL GET THE AIDS.[/quote]

LoL, you're an ass man. I want to just keep typing to people though. I feel like I need to tell someone a whole mess of shit but I don't know what to say or where to start lol

[Sigmarsson]

So you were playing football when she came up and tackled you then called you a pussy for not making a move on her.

Where do I find women like this?

By the way, 2 years or less is awhile to wait but unless you run into another girl who cares.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]So you were playing football when she came up and tackled you then called you a pussy for not making a move on her.

Where do I find women like this?

By the way, 2 years or less is awhile to wait but unless you run into another girl who cares.[/quote]
Spain Amigo, Spain, you got the story mixed up but the facts right.

@Volke I think you should start with telling everyone about how your cock talks to you at night.

[Volke]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
@Volke I think you should start with telling everyone about how your cock talks to you at night.[/quote]

I named him Wilber. He's got a coop at the foot of my bed.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Meh USA is prolly one of the only nations I really don't want to go to, except for vegas, I'd do vegas. So you're a redneck?[/quote]

I prefer the term "hick", thank you very much.[/quote]
You can call yourself whatever you want as long as you have shot mexicans you are my hero.[/quote]

Does verbally count?

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""]
You can call yourself whatever you want as long as you have shot mexicans you are my hero.[/quote]

Does verbally count?[/quote]
I don't care if you shot them with your anus as long as they were mexicans.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""]
You can call yourself whatever you want as long as you have shot mexicans you are my hero.[/quote]

Does verbally count?[/quote]
I don't care if you shot them with your anus as long as they were mexicans.[/quote]

Shot them with my ANUS?? You think I want them to smell WORSE?

I just gave a couple of them in a Mexican restaurant a fairly stern dressing-down because they used ugly language in front of my mother (Both of us understand enough Spanish to get by, even if we can't speak it for shit. I'd like to thank my Uncle Ray, may he rest in peace)

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""]
Shot them with my ANUS?? You think I want them to smell WORSE?

I just gave a couple of them in a Mexican restaurant a fairly stern dressing-down because they used ugly language in front of my mother (Both of us understand enough Spanish to get by, even if we can't speak it for shit. I'd like to thank my Uncle Ray, may he rest in peace)[/quote]
You do realise I'm mexican right?

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""]
Shot them with my ANUS?? You think I want them to smell WORSE?

I just gave a couple of them in a Mexican restaurant a fairly stern dressing-down because they used ugly language in front of my mother (Both of us understand enough Spanish to get by, even if we can't speak it for shit. I'd like to thank my Uncle Ray, may he rest in peace)[/quote]
You do realise I'm mexican right?[/quote]

And yet you're in Spain? What are you, a glutton for punishment?

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""kaheynu""]
Shot them with my ANUS?? You think I want them to smell WORSE?

I just gave a couple of them in a Mexican restaurant a fairly stern dressing-down because they used ugly language in front of my mother (Both of us understand enough Spanish to get by, even if we can't speak it for shit. I'd like to thank my Uncle Ray, may he rest in peace)[/quote]
You do realise I'm mexican right?[/quote]

And yet you're in Spain? What are you, a glutton for punishment?[/quote]
LOL no, I was just trying to create an awkward moment I'm Spaniard, like any real man.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
LOL no, I was just trying to create an awkward moment I'm Spaniard, like any real man.[/quote]

I figured as much, but I don't do awkward. My uncle was from Cuba, btw. Dude HATED Mexicans. Never quite figured out why. Oh well, I was happy to allow for his prejudices as long as the black beans kept coming!