[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Quinn""]
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.
Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
You might find this of interest.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Quinn""]
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.
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BlueElephantKung-Fu
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Mazz""]
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Mazz""]
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
So pretty much if Jude Law and Hugh Jackman mated then they would produce a Baraja, the Conquistador of Awesome (you should trademark that). It all makes sense now.
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
So pretty much if Jude Law and Hugh Jackman mated then they would produce a Baraja, the Conquistador of Awesome (you should trademark that). It all makes sense now.
Sex me.
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BlueElephantKung-Fu
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Mazz""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Mazz""]
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
So pretty much if Jude Law and Hugh Jackman mated then they would produce a Baraja, the Conquistador of Awesome (you should trademark that). It all makes sense now.[/quote]
Conquistador of Awesome is my official title as of now. When Ebado get's of his lazy ass I'm so putting that one in as me title.
I respect the hell out of that. I haven't always lived by that code, but I've tried to. I'll blame the booze for throwing my good intentions out the window.
Also, you remind me of a Spanish version of Jude Law (that's a compliment). If you have a twin sister out there, I'm definitely going to need a pic.[/quote]
I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
So pretty much if Jude Law and Hugh Jackman mated then they would produce a Baraja, the Conquistador of Awesome (you should trademark that). It all makes sense now.[/quote]
Conquistador of Awesome is my official title as of now. When Ebado get's of his lazy ass I'm so putting that one in as me title.
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BlueElephantKung-Fu
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Quinn""]
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.[/quote]
Before getting married I did, however after marriage I realised the emotional need of a partner trumps my need of sex. If it's any consolation I was a manhoe when I was younger.
Also, it's not as much about looks as it is about being confident. I know this by fact, when I was 14 I had a pretty tiny body and a big head I was nicknamed 'tweety'. I scored though now that I'm older and have a more manly body that doesn't make my head look like a balloon I don't have that much more success.
Proof:
Me(granted I wasn't trying to look good) and a Turkish friend, he's not exactly a movie star either but he's got a pretty hot GF and gets something on the side every so often.
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.[/quote]
Before getting married I did, however after marriage I realised the emotional need of a partner trumps my need of sex. If it's any consolation I was a manhoe when I was younger.
Also, it's not as much about looks as it is about being confident. I know this by fact, when I was 14 I had a pretty tiny body and a big head I was nicknamed 'tweety'. I scored though now that I'm older and have a more manly body that doesn't make my head look like a balloon I don't have that much more success.
Proof:
Me(granted I wasn't trying to look good) and a Turkish friend, he's not exactly a movie star either but he's got a pretty hot GF and gets something on the side every so often.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""kaheynu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Quinn""]
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.[/quote]
Women are far more interested in personality than men, though toning up and looking after your appearance will definitely help.
Post a pic?
Well, guys are easier to pick up because we're all whores.
It's a fact.[/quote]
Not me, I never have relations with a woman unless I feel something for her.
Pretty mando huh?[/quote]
As a card-carrying member of the Ugly As Fuck Club, I say that's a goddamn waste.[/quote]
Women are far more interested in personality than men, though toning up and looking after your appearance will definitely help.
Post a pic?
This is our decision, to live fast and die young - we\'ve got the vision, now let\'s have some fun!
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
well Jude is a scrawny pussy that is about as awesome as one of Meesh's jokes or any post by AubinMagnus
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
well Jude is a scrawny pussy that is about as awesome as one of Meesh's jokes or any post by AubinMagnus
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.
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fallenchicken
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[quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I'm way more buffed then Jude Law, I'm like Hugh Jackman but with a better face and triple the awesome[/quote]
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
well Jude is a scrawny pussy that is about as awesome as one of Meesh's jokes or any post by AubinMagnus[/quote]
BITE YOUR FUCKING TONGUE!
jude law is awesome.
The man fucked his kid's nanny.
/salute judelaw.
No way. I;'m sorry, but there is no way that you are sexier than Hugh Jackman. I'll allow that you are sexier and more awesome than Jude Law though.[/quote]
well Jude is a scrawny pussy that is about as awesome as one of Meesh's jokes or any post by AubinMagnus[/quote]
BITE YOUR FUCKING TONGUE!
jude law is awesome.
The man fucked his kid's nanny.
/salute judelaw.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
Plus his last name is Law. I mean, like, come on, right? Right?
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[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""ebado""]This is me silently contemplating existence.
[/quote]
Huh...I thought you were a dude.
Is that Zooey Daschal?
[/quote]Huh...I thought you were a dude.
Is that Zooey Daschal?
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?[/quote]
For the right price I can, and, if by any chance my flamboyant gay-man dancing skills are insufficient I shall kidnap a flamboyant gay-man that will dance until you are satisfied.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?[/quote]
For the right price I can, and, if by any chance my flamboyant gay-man dancing skills are insufficient I shall kidnap a flamboyant gay-man that will dance until you are satisfied.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?[/quote]
For the right price I can, and, if by any chance my flamboyant gay-man dancing skills are insufficient I shall kidnap a flamboyant gay-man that will dance until you are satisfied.
Satisfaction guaranteed.[/quote]
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?
Reserve your judgement until after you /rugby with me. Besides I look better with a suit then Hugh jackman ever will.[/quote]
Can you also sing and dance like a flamboyant gay-man?[/quote]
For the right price I can, and, if by any chance my flamboyant gay-man dancing skills are insufficient I shall kidnap a flamboyant gay-man that will dance until you are satisfied.
Satisfaction guaranteed.[/quote]
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Baraja just play rugby with her, you know you want to.[/quote]
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? Jailbait, I'd do her she's hawt just like an oven.
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Baraja just play rugby with her, you know you want to.[/quote]
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? Jailbait, I'd do her she's hawt just like an oven.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? [/quote]
Blue eyes and cat ears? I think you've merged a pic of me and GoBetty into one. Unless you're talking about this picture....
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? [/quote]
Blue eyes and cat ears? I think you've merged a pic of me and GoBetty into one. Unless you're talking about this picture....
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[/quote]
Jailbaits.
Having them on side will help you immensely.
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[/quote]
Jailbaits.
Having them on side will help you immensely.
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BlueElephantKung-Fu
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? [/quote]
Blue eyes and cat ears? I think you've merged a pic of me and GoBetty into one. Unless you're talking about this picture....
[/quote]
I could have sworn you had blue eyes.
Once again same question, Snuggles or Jailbait? When I try to recall pics from snuggles the only thing that comes up is a blue eyed chick with cat ears, or is sleep deprivation getting to me? [/quote]
Blue eyes and cat ears? I think you've merged a pic of me and GoBetty into one. Unless you're talking about this picture....
[/quote]I could have sworn you had blue eyes.
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BlueElephantKung-Fu
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[/quote]
Jailbaits.
Having them on side will help you immensely.[/quote]
Jailbait's parrents like me but it doesn't really matter, when you're dating a Spanish girl while having serious intentions you ask the father for his blessing to date her, this was exactly the step I was trying to avoid, so the parents know we like each other, but that's it, as far as they are concerned I was just some dude with pretty eyes.
Have you met her parents? Do they like you?[/quote]
Who's parrents? Snuggles? or Jailbait? Jailbait's parents I have met. Snuggle was spawned by Tartarus, or at least that's what I was told.
[/quote]
Jailbaits.
Having them on side will help you immensely.[/quote]
Jailbait's parrents like me but it doesn't really matter, when you're dating a Spanish girl while having serious intentions you ask the father for his blessing to date her, this was exactly the step I was trying to avoid, so the parents know we like each other, but that's it, as far as they are concerned I was just some dude with pretty eyes.
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Re: Baraja doesn't want to be a pedo.
[quote=""Kam'ron""]blah blah blah[/quote]
We will now ignore that the hot dancing french girl sig was replaced with a shirtless male and that now both your avatar and sig include shirtless males.
We will now ignore that the hot dancing french girl sig was replaced with a shirtless male and that now both your avatar and sig include shirtless males.
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