My new Fan Fiction Project

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[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""kaheynu""]Autism Spectrum Disorder does indeed affect approximately %0.75 percent of children. However, nearly 20% of parents will claim their children have symptoms of one or more disorders on the spectrum, due to their inability to understand that their child is just a fucknut.[/quote]
Yeah that's something that I've always wondered about. Seems like every unruly kid these days has some kind of disorder. While I'm sure many of them do, I'm fairly convinced tha majority merely require a proper fucking spanking.[/quote]
I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""kaheynu""]Autism Spectrum Disorder does indeed affect approximately %0.75 percent of children. However, nearly 20% of parents will claim their children have symptoms of one or more disorders on the spectrum, due to their inability to understand that their child is just a fucknut.[/quote]
Yeah that's something that I've always wondered about. Seems like every unruly kid these days has some kind of disorder. While I'm sure many of them do, I'm fairly convinced tha majority merely require a proper fucking spanking.[/quote]
I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.[/quote]
Anti-spankin laws are pretty fekkin mando, sometimes you have to be a bit hard to get the fekkin job done.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""kaheynu""]Autism Spectrum Disorder does indeed affect approximately %0.75 percent of children. However, nearly 20% of parents will claim their children have symptoms of one or more disorders on the spectrum, due to their inability to understand that their child is just a fucknut.[/quote]
Yeah that's something that I've always wondered about. Seems like every unruly kid these days has some kind of disorder. While I'm sure many of them do, I'm fairly convinced tha majority merely require a proper fucking spanking.[/quote]
I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.[/quote]

This conversation occurs at least three times a week at work.

"If that had been me, my mom would have beat my ass!"

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[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Anti-spankin laws are pretty fekkin mando, sometimes you have to be a bit hard to get the fekkin job done.[/quote]
Are we talking about bashing one out now?

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""salo_pano""]I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.[/quote]
Yeah I was spanked as a child and look how well-rounded and normal I turned out.

Asking guys to slap me in the face during sex is normal, right?

[kaheynu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""salo_pano""]I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.[/quote]
Yeah I was spanked as a child and look how well-rounded and normal I turned out.

Asking guys to slap me in the face during sex is normal, right?[/quote]

Only if you ask them to do it with the penis.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""salo_pano""]I was lucky enough as a child to be:

inb4 anti-spanking laws.

edit: actually I have no idea when those laws were introduced, all I know is I was spanked as a child.[/quote]
Yeah I was spanked as a child and look how well-rounded and normal I turned out.

Asking guys to slap me in the face during sex is normal, right?[/quote]
It's perfectly normal, I ask my best buddy to slap me in the face while I'm pleasuring a goat.

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[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]It's perfectly normal, I ask my best buddy to slap me in the face while I'm pleasuring a goat.[/quote]
Does he film these encounters, because I have been trying in vain to find a movie JUST LIKE THAT for ages!

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]It's perfectly normal, I ask my best buddy to slap me in the face while I'm pleasuring a goat.[/quote]
Does he film these encounters, because I have been trying in vain to find a movie JUST LIKE THAT for ages![/quote]
He tries but in the excitement he tends to spontaneously ejaculate and while he reaches the climax his hands aren't too steady, most of the videos you just see a blurry image and hear a goat.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
It's perfectly normal, I ask my best buddy to slap me in the face while I'm pleasuring a goat.[/quote]
Could you put a tape recorder next to the goat and start recording and describe everything that you do to the goat. And keep it running after you've finished and describe what you've left behind in the goat. Cause you know, I just find that really interesting. If you know of any other goat sex videos or you want to make some just give me a call. My number is 555-061-785. Yeah, but just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your other video.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
It's perfectly normal, I ask my best buddy to slap me in the face while I'm pleasuring a goat.[/quote]
Could you put a tape recorder next to the goat and start recording and describe everything that you do to the goat. And keep it running after you've finished and describe what you've left behind in the goat. Cause you know, I just find that really interesting. If you know of any other goat sex videos or you want to make some just give me a call. My number is 555-061-785. Yeah, but just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your other video.[/quote]
LOL

You scored major points for blindguy-loves-shit-video reference.Kudo's.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]LOL

You scored major points for blindguy-loves-shit-video reference.Kudo's.[/quote]

Woohoo! I knew you'd love me more if there was shit involved.

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[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]he tends to spontaneously ejaculate[/quote]
Tell him he's not alone.

The same thing happens to me when I watch "Deal Or No Deal?"

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]LOL

You scored major points for blindguy-loves-shit-video reference.Kudo's.[/quote]

Woohoo! I knew you'd love me more if there was shit involved.[/quote]
Snugg craving for loving? *insert brick house by Rick james*

I can help you with that bebe, want some Rugby?(I hope you're not talking about the emotional kind of love because I'm all out)

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]he tends to spontaneously ejaculate[/quote]
Tell him he's not alone.

The same thing happens to me when I watch "Deal Or No Deal?"[/quote]
Ejaculations aren't divided evenly over manhood, I'd give money to be as horny as half my friends.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Snugg craving for loving? *insert brick house by Rick james*

I can help you with that bebe, want some Rugby?(I hope you're not talking about the emotional kind of love because I'm all out)[/quote]
No, I prefer meaningless sex with strangers over emotionally tangled love affairs that end up leaving you a hollow, bitter and twisted woman with a deep seated hatred of all things male.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Snugg craving for loving? *insert brick house by Rick james*

I can help you with that bebe, want some Rugby?(I hope you're not talking about the emotional kind of love because I'm all out)[/quote]
No, I prefer meaningless sex with strangers over emotionally tangled love affairs that end up leaving you a hollow, bitter and twisted woman with a deep seated hatred of all things male.[/quote]

Congratulations.

You're Torm. With tits.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Snugg craving for loving? *insert brick house by Rick james*

I can help you with that bebe, want some Rugby?(I hope you're not talking about the emotional kind of love because I'm all out)[/quote]
No, I prefer meaningless sex with strangers over emotionally tangled love affairs that end up leaving you a hollow, bitter and twisted woman with a deep seated hatred of all things male.[/quote]
That's so accurate it's actually scary, there is a salsa song that goes, love gives you life only to later on take it away it's not worth it falling in love.

Meaningless one night stands up until you're fifties followed by suicide 4TW.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""kaheynu""]
Congratulations.

You're Torm. With tits.[/quote]
Wow, he's also been hurt by a lot of men then?

We should get together over a super skim soy mocha latte and bitch about them.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""kaheynu""]
Congratulations.

You're Torm. With tits.[/quote]
Wow, he's also been hurt by a lot of men then?

We should get together over a super skim soy mocha latte and bitch about them.[/quote]

2336 East Stone Drive, if you come on a Friday or Saturday evening J. the Mando will join you.

(My bookstore has an in-house cafe)

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[quote=""kaheynu""]You're Torm. With tits.[/quote]
I think I've seen this movie...

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""salo_pano""]I think I've seen this movie...[/quote]
Noooo! He told me he was recording it for private use only.



Also - I would just like to state for the record, being that sometimes people don't quite know when I am joking or not. I am not a man-hater.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""salo_pano""]I think I've seen this movie...[/quote]
Also - I would just like to state for the record, being that sometimes people don't quite know when I am joking or not. I am not a man-hater.[/quote]
I would have guessed that seeing as you spend time, on a forum populated completely by men.

[The BBP]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""salo_pano""]I think I've seen this movie...[/quote]
Also - I would just like to state for the record, being that sometimes people don't quite know when I am joking or not. I am not a man-hater.[/quote]
I would have guessed that seeing as you spend time, on a forum populated completely by men.[/quote]

And bewbz.

[Volke]

Hahaha I lol'd a few times. Haha nice chicken.


Also, I got my ass beat all the time as a kid. It builds character. Them mando anti-spank laws need to go away.